Chidiebere
@youngclassydude
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Civil Engineer👷 by day😌|| Anime lover by night🌚|| A Knight and a Daywalker ⚔🛡 ( K.O.P). Normal is boring *blows out 🕯️*
Air Peace of Mind 😂😂😂
Joined February 2011
One should never lower his or her intelligence because of another; a height is something you should look up to not to look down from lest you fall 😌😌😌
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NDLEA came to Makoko yesterday evening trying to arrest some drug dealers. They got to a street before mine in rage, made everyone run helter-skelter with some leaving their wares behind. They finally targeted someone or two, but they ran away with help from some big boys
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As a guy whose girlfriend is a virgin, the best way to keep her from cheating is not to disvirgin her until marriage. If you disvirgin her, there is a 90% chance she will cheat on you at least once before you finally marry her, and the truth is that 99% of the time you will
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You buy 1,000 shares of Zenith Bank at N40 each. That costs you N40,000. Zenith declares a dividend of N4 per share. N4 x 1,000 shares = N4,000. You didn’t sell anything. You didn’t trade. The company just sent you money for owning a piece of them. That’s a dividend.
Imagine you and 4 friends open a shawarma business. Total cost is N500,000. Each person puts in N100,000. Each person owns 20%. If the business makes N200,000 profit in a month, your share is N40,000. If someone offers to buy your 20% for N200,000 because the business is
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Despite all the education, you remain one of the people who helped plunge Nigeria into many of the crises we’re witnessing today, Sir. I still cringe with disappointment whenever I remember that at the 2022 APC presidential primaries, you didn’t just step down for Pres. Tinubu,
It was such a pleasure to reconnect with my Head of Department, Professor Lawrence Freedman, during the memorial held at King’s College London @KingsCollegeLon for the late Professor Jack Spence, erstwhile Director of Research at Chatham House and Professor in the War Studies
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“For this post wey you make so, I gatz put you for cult. You are too rugged to be a stinky juuu.” 💙❤️💛
When Niger delta militants were active, they never claimed Christianity as their religion and never said they were fighting for Christianity. They clearly told Nigerians they were fighting for oil. When Boko Haram came, they never said they were fighting for resources. They
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I was at the bank of River Niger, i met young people who are building badges and boats. They said they build any design and usually get clients from different parts of the country. I didn’t know that they build these things in River Niger.
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Olusegun and the APC are liars. During the campaign, Peter Obi explained his taxation plans, the post is still there. Peter Obi explained his plans for fuel subsidy. He used the example of the number of cars in Pakistan and the number in Nigeria and explained the fraud in it. It
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You guy will house you for 2 years and support your feeding, youll not credit him with your good luck when you make it. Make babe respond to your message and give you opueh the month you got your breakthrough, you go credit am with your success. Ozuor
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This is not it. You can’t call someone advocating for better living conditions as doing “Reality show in the name of entertainment”. It’s outrightly insulting. This is not a joke. These are real lives being impacted by her advocacy (which has yielded fruit for the benefit
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You are still funding and talking to an ex girlfriend who is married to another man?.
Story of my life... Babe wen leave me for 2018 cos man still dey hustle but nothing to show yet.. Came back begging in 2020 cos she hear say Man bought one small car [2010 Honda civic] Man don over level up now & don't use that small car anymore Babe is happlily married now &
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When we are ready, we'll focus on the high rate of homosexual acts happening in the military. So many can't speak up because they're scared of consequences. Just so you know, they have a clique.
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“Anyone can become a billionaire in Nigeria in less than 2 weeks”, That is probably how he made his, hence why he had to align with Tinubu so they dont make them account for the wealth. These unrealistic advice is how they push young people into fraud and rituals.
Carterefe told Cubana Chief Priest he’s 22 and has 2 more years to become a billionaire… Chief Priest laughed and said 2 years is too far because ₦1B is only about $600K, and anyone can become a billionaire in Nigeria in less than 2 weeks 😭💔
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You said Nigeria’s problem is "limited refining capacity" and dependence on imported fuel... fair point. But if you’re going to issue this kind of rude lecture to Peter Obi – someone who consistently speaks about the sufferings of ordinary Nigerians and even uses his personal
Dear Mr @PeterObi, Allow me to educate you and save you from the continuous ignorance you dwell in in regards to critical matters. The recent rise in fuel prices in Nigeria is not primarily because the country lacks a strategic petroleum reserve. The more immediate factor is
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The year was 2014. I was in 500 level when I discovered that a course I took five years earlier, LIB 001, wasn't captured on my portal. So I had to retake it. The problem is that I was rotating at Wesley Guild Hospital, Ilesha, that same semester. Between Paediatrics and
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That's how my dad took all of us out... Then his ATM had issues.. So we had to branch in one of his cousins places.. So, we go there . His wife was preparing fried fish and jollof rice.. Omo na so we stay oo Food didn't done for 2 hours.. We just called my mom to send us
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Imagine you and 4 friends open a shawarma business. Total cost is N500,000. Each person puts in N100,000. Each person owns 20%. If the business makes N200,000 profit in a month, your share is N40,000. If someone offers to buy your 20% for N200,000 because the business is
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A rat started eating my trash outside. So I bought a trash can—those tall ones. I woke up yesterday and saw the button was chewed open and everywhere littered. Then the shocking part—I saw a hole at the backyard. I was convinced it’s the rat’s home. So I called my help
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