emiknits
@yojakime
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a millennial knitter || we go where our choices take us
Joined July 2011
if i was a bluebird, i would fly to you you'd be the spoon dip you in honey so i could be sticking to you 🥰🥰🥰
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Applying for visas is so humiliating mahn. It’s giving ‘white man please let me into your country. I promise to be of good behavior and I’ll leave when I said I’ll leave. Here’s all my life’s worth and evidence that I have something doing. Plis just let me in’. So embarrassing 😭
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slipped in the bathroom this morning and now cant raise my arm or carry anything 🥲🥲 realizing i cannot grow old still having a clumsy ass or else im gonna die naked under my shower from breaking my hip or smth 🫠🫠🫠
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my kids today were like teacher it’s nov today!! I was like wait wtf?? where did the year go 😭😭😭
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i had the most wack dream where my fam and i went to an event and accidentally met tswift and she was trying to get away from the paps so we helped her but it turned out she was a fake and our whole fam got scammed and she stole all our money 😭😭😭😭
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Happy Halloween!!! Thank god I didnt have to erase any memories today 👽🛸 but cruella def tried to get in my way 😂😂
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Every time you feel pressured by life, you actually have an opportunity to grow your mind and get smarter, you just need to learn how to relax and let go of your anxiety. A mind that can stay calm under any circumstance makes smarter decisions.
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Life won’t get better just because you spend your time overthinking and worrying about small details that don’t matter. Learn to relax, focus on the big picture, believe in your own growth, be ready to pay the price, and you will get there.
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We talk a lot about the general grey fog of modernity that saps aliveness and all that, but The sniper-precise anti-eros lasers are fucking impressive too So many funnels for finding *exactly* what you’re passionate about, and turning it into your torture chamber .
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Dating someone who naturally brings out your childlike playfulness, makes you laugh, never stops flirting with you, and loves you a little extra on the days you need it the most >>>
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Wow having a do-nothing-day really works wonders before going back to the weekly ‘grind’ who wouldve thoooought
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Forget-me-not fun fact: the yellow ring at the flower’s centre fades to white after pollination, signalling to insects there’s no more nectar. The insects therefore learn to visit the flowers that haven’t yet been pollinated, ensuring no forget-me-not flower is forgotten 🤙
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Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted
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so we asians have to jump 948493 hoops to even get an interview for a CHANCE to visit a different country but some loser can just decide to travel with nothing but audacity and beadmaking stuff?
Begpackers are the bane of my existence. Every time I go to a major Asian city, I find these shameless Westerners begging for travel money. KL, Taipei, Seoul, etc. These ones outside Chatuchak Market, Bangkok. It's disgusting. Travel is a privilege, poverty is not a choice.
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can NOT wait for May to come 😭😭 korea y u no have proper vacation times
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