Bootsy Collins
@yesimzach
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I don't flirt with greatness, I wifed it in Vegas
Joined December 2011
In 200 years, we'll have a Hamilton-style musical about Donald Rumsfeld's decision to invade Iraq
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For Minnesota's flag design contest someone just submitted a picture of their dog
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Gen Z Lawyer: Objection your honor the defendant is capping Gen Z Judge: Overruled. Let him cook…
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Name a scene where a director went ‘God Mode’
Name a scene where a director went ‘God Mode’ Children of Men (2006) Dir. Alfonso Cuarón
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They always say you can’t smoke in restaurants but they say nothing about huffing spray paint
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Watching old episodes of House Hunters is shocking. You’ll have a 4 bedroom house on an acre listed for sub 200k
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My daughter: Why did you and mom name me Faith? Me: You were named after one of your mothers favorite albums by The Cure that meant a lot to her My son: so why is m- Me: Not now LebronFlockaJames Vol.2 I’m watching the game
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"Work is the relentless undertow, pulling me deeper into the sea of monotony, its waves of tedium crashing against the shores of my aspirations." But it’s Foxy Friday
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