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@yakubbsmonster
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yakubian ape with a typewriter / sometimes i'm funny (fact checkers say this is false) priv https://t.co/MbKAPw4ZKt
island of patmos
Joined November 2017
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
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"Everyone is a girl now. Someone even told me their 'daddy' was their girlfriend. I don't understand kids now".
Overheard at lollapalooza:."The Carabiner Committee showed up today en mass".
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Overheard at lollapalooza:."The Carabiner Committee showed up today en mass".
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RT @mynounswentpro: white people be like dude can i call you back im watching bojack horseman right now.
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Thanks a lot, Zohran. This is what happens when you elect a socialist to rule. God's punishment is swift and righteous.
JUST IN: Earthquake felt in the New York City area.
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Oooo eughhhhh l Iove twitter . com so much eughhhhhh surely this isn't bad for my mental health
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Leave it to me to go to lollapalooza and find bugs and a reshi
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They do drone shows! Apparently they also sing a little bit and dance some
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What the hell is a "twice" and why are so many people here for it
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-I do not need to wash my hands again.-My hands are not dirty.-There is not anything on my hands.-I can safely eat this food without washing my hands again.
daily affirmations.- i locked the front door.- i locked my room door.- i locked my car.- i don’t have to go out and check if i locked my car.- the light in my car is off.- i don’t need to check if i hit the car next to me.- the stove is off.- the oven is off.
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RT @TWOHANDEDSOWRD: Just Hearting every teeet that pops up on my timeline. fuck it. I love Everything.
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Guys, I'm sorry, but I have to admit something. I go on dates sometimes . I'm a fakecel😮💨.
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Left lollapalooza early last night, and while driving by Olivia's set with the windows rolled down, my friend goes, "Is that Weezer?" They were playing Buddy Holly. We got fucking Weezered irl by fucking Weezer.
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RT @ok_but_still: jd vance post: Um, mom can you come pick me up? Liberals on twitter are saying *checks notes* that Sydney Sweeney fans ar….
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Lined corduroy jacket. My favorite winter wear.
just one top that's hot and not annoying or evil that's All i need.
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Stolen valor. The real Fat Belt is Appalachia
do not come to the Midwest if you less than 300 pounds bro.
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I think oomfs would die to be here
I left.Bladee time.
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