Summer loves me 🌞

Credit where it's due: rallying 10 million people is an incredible organizational achievement. But if those 10 million people march, make their grievances known and Trump ignores them all the same, what was actually accomplished? Nothing. You've proven that you can mobilize

I haven’t had spooky dick smh

$30 for a damn haunted house? Go buy me a bottle I’ll fkn show you scary

I want wings

THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP! #SeizeTheMoment

opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

Every day I wake up wishing I was 3in taller

Once upon a time, my Flo app used to be filled with hearts

why did I treat buying tickets to wicked yesterday like I was on ticketmaster

Let’s go win tomorrow, boys.

I hate “late night finds” TikToks 😭

men be having priv twitters like okay dog with a blog

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Some people are born big ass haters 😂 Learn to be a little happy for people other than yourselves and maybe your life won’t suck as bad grumpy pants

PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN WHEN SOMEONE IS TALKING TO YOU. Basic manners.

It’s gonna be a good night 😎

Imagine waking up to sweet good morning texts, flowers on the table and extra spending $ almost every day — that’s my life 🥰🥰🥰

etsy witches more employable than software engineers rn

Avoid the cheap dopamine hit of announcing everything to people. Life is easier when no one knows about you.