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Mor-man boy just trying to make it, serve the Lord, and somehow become the worlds biggest natty
Joined January 2025
100 in a day! Thanks you guys, it means a lot.
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I have a rotating one
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Chuck Norris going down to hell to kill all the demons right now:
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Teacher thinks I’m doing some kinda Miles Morales method on the test when I get 0/100 but in reality I’m just retarded
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Think of a life that’s fun without drugs, alcohol and casual sex, and dating/marriage isn’t just some game to get a high body count, and instead people are loyal and devoted, and everyone participates. If you think it’s impossible, You’ve never heard of Utah Take notes USA
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This is the kinda hype dudes would have for their class presentation to then show you the worst thing you’ve ever seen
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BREAKING: Lost cities are buried in America, and people still don’t believe the Book of Mormon is true.
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Atheists
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Surviving Mormonism but it’s just me climbing in my beater to go grab my daily 2 for $5 white monsters at Fast Gas:
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Goodnight guys, My thoughts on Alma 62: (RIP Captain Teancum 😢)
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Use the spirit, Nephi, use the spirit
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As the prophecy states
Sacrament will now consist of crumbl and white monster.
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500 followers! Thanks to @MamaCAllen @MeekLikeABison and @NauvooSpice for helping me get the last few, All of you on #LDX are awesome!
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Sorry, what’s that? Couldn’t hear you over the aura this thing is giving off in my hand
The Book of Mormon is heretical garbage written by a false prophet and con-man.
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“Why do you go to the gym so much?” Average fella in Sunday school lessons:
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