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Cringe millennial | Hyperfixater | Hopeless guitarist | Family man | Aspiring peacemaker | Imperfect son of God | My takes may be dumb, but they are my own.
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Joined May 2022
"With gratitude, optimism is sustainable. If you can find something to be grateful for, then you can find something to look forward to, and you carry on."
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I think I get a good haircut at Great Clips like 1 out of every 10 times I go there--but I just keep coming back. It's like an abusive relationship.
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The fundamental "heresy" of Mormonism is that we are of the same species with God.
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I've said way too much dumb shite on this app to ever show my face
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Hopefully my sleep paralysis demon doesn't visit tonight. Not even joking. I stopped taking melatonin years ago because of that.
Worst part about recovering from neck surgery: I can't effin sleep! I'm getting like 2-3 hours of restless sleep a night. I'm going to take some zzzquill and melatonin tonight. Get zonked. Start next week fresh.
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This sister's so funny. Where'd she come from?
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Worst part about recovering from neck surgery: I can't effin sleep! I'm getting like 2-3 hours of restless sleep a night. I'm going to take some zzzquill and melatonin tonight. Get zonked. Start next week fresh.
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What do they expect a prophet to look like? Of course he's going to be an unassuming, gentle, old man.
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I want to follow more members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (@Ch_JesusChrist) I want to follow more people who want to continue @NelsonRussellM legacy of peacemaking. I want to follow more people - regardless of denomination - who do not hate my faith.
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Had to delete it. The typo was too egregious.
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Monetization really is a double-edged sword. It's nice to get paid, but it really does temp you to specialize and farm engagement. I want to be human. Post whatever I want. Any dumb thought that comes to my head. I'm pretty good at unintentionally stirring the pot anyway.
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Keep me accountable. I need to get into the habit of reporting again. That's how I lost all that weight last time. Current: 231.7 lbs Past week: β¬οΈ0.2 lbs Goal: 199.9 lbs Goal date: Mar 28, 2026 π
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I just can't believe a loving God would send any of his children to Hell over a technicality. Eternal torment because I didn't interpret a passage of scripture the same way as you.
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How it feels to mute a firestorm conversation you started
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X just paid me back for all the time my revenue sharing was paused. 4 1/2 months' worth. I take back every negative thing I've ever said about this app.
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After conferring with ChatGPT for like an hour, I'm fairly certain this model was produced from 1994 to 1998. 30 years old? Is that vintage? It'd be cooler if it wasn't a cheap Korean import. I still think it's cool, idc.
I bought a new guitar. Peavey Raptor 1. $60 lol. Pretty sure it's from the 90s. Does that make it vintage? lol
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