when a girl buy a vibrator it’s all cool & shit but when a nigga buy that fuckMaster 5000 pro latex blow up doll, with the 6 spend pulsating self lubricating pussy w the non-drip collection nut tray w optimal built in realistic orgasm sream surround sound system he’s a perv smh
BRO I WOULD GO TO HELL AND SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF SATAN👿, PISS ON HIS HELLCAT😿 , AND SCREAMMMM OUT GOD IS GREATTTT !!! ESCAPING FROM THE UNDERWORLD AWAY FROM HIS ARMY OF DEMONS JUST TO SPEND ONE NIGHT WITH YOU 🤧💕
u think smite is a free game haha? every match is like constant war with yourself costing a piece of your sanity until you’re left with nothing but regret
what do u know about the raising cane’s box combo, extra crispy tenders and fries, replace coleslaw with texas toast, +2 canes sauce, and a sweet tea with the sonic ice
If your significant other breaks up with you and you dog them like shit and talk bad on their name then you never love that person in the first place. I promise you’ll never catch me talking bad about any of my exes just because we may have ended on bad terms.
mutual I can name off the top of my head:
Roxanne
charlotte
Joey
Jose
Sanel
Juana
Talissa
Jordin
Cyrus
Abel
Anthony
Anthony
#2
Anthony
#3
Joey
#2
Clyde
Corey
Austin
Jay
Brea
Erika
Ema
Trav
EJ
Kris
Jason
Issi
Courtney
Dom
Dox
Matt
Skye
Rose
Caitlyn
Once I get pass my depression and mental illness which have been making it hard for me to focus on the things I love and truly is passionate about It’s over, cause it’s fucked the world 🌎🖕🏽and I’ll finesse the system and get rich really soon MARK MY WORDS! 💯💯💯
hate when two ppl in the friend group get together and it’s love but then when they breakup the atmosphere and mood changes everything and nothing is ever the same again
My sister Prom is today ❤️🥰...thankfully I didn’t have to piece a fuckboy up but still got the rest of the night to go so I’ll be on standby for now 😊😈🤧!