Probably my favourite work yet, and with its publication comes my official rise to
#4
in South Wales, from
#7
last season! It's gonna be very challenging to stay there, as the others on this graphic are also improving so rapidly. I'm not gonna make it easy for them though :p
After many months of tough competition, nail-biting sets AND the biggest video game tournament Wales has ever seen, the recent Autumn/Winter 2022-2023 Power Ranking has come to a close.
@zeroyaaa_
is the new Number 1 on the Smash Ultimate Wales Power ranking!
You can't be attractive and good at Smash Bros?!
Depends who you main!
For day 2 of No Nice November I've made a tier list of the AVERAGE attractiveness of each character's playerbase. It is the Objective Opinion of a 5 year + female competitor. Tiers not ordered. 💚
I WON MY FIRST WEEKLY
AFTER 5 YEARS OF COMPETING
I KNEW IT WAS COMING
1st/10, no sets dropped, and beat zeroya again! Next goal is winning a bigger one with more of the strong players here. 💚
I AM THIRTY
My hobbies and interests aren't gonna magically change, I'm still gonna be going to music festivals and winning Smash tournaments, only now I get to do it as a milf 😎
PSA
IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR CHARACTER
STFU AND PICK ANOTHER ONE OR STOP PLAYING LOL
YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE 100 POSTS ABOUT WHY THEY ACTUALLY SUCK AND IT'S NOT ACTUALLY YOU BEING BAD
XXX
Got 3rd in Intermediate bracket, placing 65th overall! I won EIGHT FUCKING SETS today, that's as many as the people who came 1st, 2nd and 9th :O! Only losing set that didn't feel doable was against the person who got 2nd. Quite proud of myself :D thinking of soloing Yoshi now
Seeing all these female US Smash players come out with terrible shit they've been through in their scenes... just really glad I've not had to deal with any shit here in the UK (except some mild ambiguous prejudice), and I've been here for 5 years. Keep being acceptable humans x
Couldn't have asked for a better time in London! 3 tournies in 3 days, taking sets in all, and going close with great players! We hosted Fatality (who is such a darling btw), we played Mario Party and shared his Ribena with everyone. About to get home and go to 2 more tournies :L
I'm 29 today! 🥳
Also, the test run for Den of Dragons went really well (and I got 10th/28 in Swiss bracket, one hit off top 8), I really think we've got something special here... 👀
Quit my job today, it's bittersweet as I loved every one of my coworkers, but I have to do this for my health. I actually suffer from severe chronic back pain and I can't work hospitality any more. Want to find an office job where I can actually sit down (cont.)
Den of Dragons went really well, the stream was a success (better than the last but can still be refined), and also achieved 17th/94 in singles and 2nd/21 in doubles!! And dressed as a bracket demon for Halloween :') now I am *TIRED*
Hope everyone enjoyed, see you next time 🏴
💚😷FACE MASK GIVEAWAY😷💜
OFFLINE IS BACK, masks are required, and what better way to represent your main than to BECOME THEM?!
Prize: THREE face masks of your choice!
Entry: Follow, retweet and reply with which 3 masks you'd like (existent design or not), and tag one person!
Den of Dragons went incredibly well for our first major! TOing it was SO exhausting, but it still ended up being one of my favourite days of the year! Don't think it hit me until top 8 that I was actually helping run a MAJOR! Hope my overlays and lighting were well received!
***GIVEAWAY***
Prize: THREE face masks of your choice.
Entry: Please follow me, and retweet this post, replying with which three masks you would want if you won. They can be ones already portrayed here, or any character/pattern/whatever you want. A winner will be chosen at 1k!
Aaaaaa 2nd/19 at weekly!! I only dropped one game in my winning sets, of which there were 5! Double eliminated by Chuko; I'd finally figured out how to work around some of his habits but he's ultimately just too good 😩
All Yoshi except for 2 Pythra games vs Chuko.
Turned 28 yesterday and spent it at Fair Game (98 person tourney iirc). Got 3rd/8 in doubles with
@mownski
, first time competing as a team! Was one hit off getting through pools in singles... found it hard to concentrate through distractions, gonna use headphones & splitter now
It'd been my aim to get on Wales' PR since I started around the middle of Smash 4's lifetime 😳 like 5 years ish? I'm glad my recent efforts have secured me a spot! I aim for a higher spot next season, I just have to stay consistent, I believe I can do it :)
TEAM SHOWTIME ANNOUNCEMENT 1/4
The South Wales Smash Ultimate Winter PR is finally here! ENORMOUS congratulations to all the players featured - and a huge shout-out to
@huwyy3
for the fantastic graphic 🧡
Flopped at my last three tournies largely due to smoking weed before bracket, I need to maybe try and not do that anymore
It makes the game feel better for about an hour at first, then when it wears off it kidnaps your brain for the rest of the day lol
(My stoned Fox though..😳)
2/19 🥵 went 6-2 after a bye; lost second set to Nuvema but then 3-0'd her in the runback after clutching it against Chuko, and BEAT RMH FINALLY! That was 3-1! Wasn't careful enough against Samidge though, could have won two of those games but egh. GGs, I am TIRED and HUNGRY.
Opening art comms to help me out while I'm out of work! Either lineart only, or coloured, with tag & alt. I'll use a frame of your character's favourite move as the pose. Background can be the kill screen (your choice of colour), or an ingame stage. Prices & options ⬇️🧵pls RT!
Announcing the Smash Ultimate South Wales Summer 2022 Power Rankings! Big congratulations to everyone who made it on this season, and a huge thank you to
@xRevenga
for the wonderful graphic!
You could retweet the highest quality posts in the world but if you retweet one lewd anime girl your shit is never getting seen by me again
CULL CULL CULL
Level 1 Final Seeding. Biggest EU event this weekend, and an UltRank B-tier featuring a lot of top Irish players plus plenty of out of region invaders.
Already had some qrts be like 'omg so toxic do better' mate it's DAY TWO of airing my closeted toxicity, I'm gonna get these tweets off and there's nothing you can do about it, I'll go back to being quiet and inoffensive in December (unless I end up enjoying this too much) 🥲
Regen was incredible, wish it could go on forever despite how knackered I am :p enjoyed the game more than ever this weekend; had tons of close sets with great players including HOPE, Dr Squeakr and ktools. (1/2)
How the fuck do people keep calm enough to make reads and not mash in bracket
My gameplay in friendlies is 10x better, no exaggeration, but as soon as a game 'matters' it weighs too much on me and I can't get in the zone properly. How do I chill the fuck out?
An alarming number of people assumed that this list was rating the characters' looks 😭😭😭 Also had 'why is making fun of people's appearances fun for you?' lol sorry Tim the FGC main from Ohio I clearly had you and your dearest at the forefront of my mind while scheming this
What better day to voice this?...
I've been observing how the Pythra sexualisation issues have been going down. Any woman in the community has an opinion, and the overwhelmingly male majority will joke, ratio, and bury their message. Even if most men are indifferent (1/2)