Lauren Elizabeth🌹
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Writer, cat mom, and healthcare worker who just wants universal healthcare. #BillsMafia 🦬
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I will never, ever forgive the Democratic Party for organizing more effectively against Bernie Sanders than they ever have against the GOP.
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Do NOT fly your dogs if you can avoid it, and especially not with
@united
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They’ve cut to Eminem multiple times I wonder why no one’s complaining
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Guys. I just organized my coworkers and we’re demanding $15 an hour.
What have we got to lose?
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"I got rid of everything that reminded me of what we shared & left. He loved my long hair & he hated bangs. So I cut bangs & also my ends."
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You almost gotta admire Joe Biden’s nerve calling Cuba a failed state and Communism a universally failed system when we have seven year olds selling lemonade to pay for their brain surgery.
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Bernie Sanders breaks my heart.
He is going to be fighting for us until his end, and that genuinely makes me wanna cry. Every time I see him I think about what we could have had. God I miss feeling that hope.
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I just published Please Stop Donating Money to the Democratic Party.
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I just published After what happened in Buffalo, I don’t want to hear ‘vote blue no matter who’ again.
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The "all lives matter", "police risk their lives to help us" starter pack
http://t.co/SfLmRttRuz
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Josh Allen knew he was gonna be robbed and decided to give the league the middle finger and go to a trivia night instead of NFL Honors.
My QB1, I am so proud of you.
That’s OUR MVP.
#BillsMafia
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She is literally just existing, having fun at a football game with her friends and supporting her boyfriend.
Why do you care so much? Jesus..
Is there anything more annoying than Taylor Swift at a football game? 👇
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My Mom called. My grandpa passed away in his sleep this morning.
I’m trying to get ready to drive down but I’m just in complete shock. Hug your loved ones and tell them you love them. 💔
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Remember how Biden campaigned on a public option? Has he even mentioned it since?
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Punished for treating his condition with weed more than a man filmed beating his wife? I fucking hate the NFL.
NFL suspends Bills' Seantrel Henderson, who has used weed to treat Crohn's disease, 10 games:
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Bernie absolutely needs to block the appointment of Neera Tanden.
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Idk I just want Micah Hyde and Jordan Poyer to get a ring before they retire
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“Dont talk to my quarterback. Don’t talk to 17. Don’t talk to him.”
My god, make Dion Dawkins a Bill for life. Holy shit. Whew. 🙏😮💨🔥
#BillsMafia
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OBAMA crushed occupy wall street.
OBAMA crushed the standing rock protests.
OBAMA crushed the Ferguson protests.
OBAMA ended Bernie's campaign.
OBAMA stopped athletes from striking.
OBAMA only comes out of his multi-million dollar mansion to end any meaningful chance at change.
So apparently Barack Obama is somehow still pulling the strings even though he is not the president anymore lol.
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OMG. Our admin and boss pulled us all to talk, apologized PROFUSELY for a miscommunication in HIS boss’ end, said we were “indispensable”, and we’re making more than $15 an hour.
I could cry. Holy. Shit.
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#WhiteGirlsDoItBetter
complain that its racist to call them a cracker, but say "it's a free country" when they want to say the n word.
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Josh Allen: *expresses how uncomfortable it made him and Hailee when they were photographed making out in Mexico*
Josh Allen: *ducks one camera in Paris*
Someone in the media: *LOOK HOW HE TREATS HAILEE NO WONDER STEFON DIGGS WANTS OUT OF BUFFALO*
Unreal.
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Dawson watched the Bills trade up to draft a player at his position in the 1st round, handled it with nothing but class, and said he prays he can spend his career with JA and the Bills. Basically took a pay cut to ensure he gets at least 2 more years. Let’s leave him outta this.
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They’re giving some people $15 an hour and not us? Nah fuck that. This place wouldn’t have its five star rating or make it through covid without us.
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My coworkers and I are nurse’s aides in a different department, but every single day we help CNAs on the floor for HOURS, and they’re gonna deny us that raise? We basically said they pay it, or we’re not helping on the floor anymore. They RELY on us, and they know it.
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Them: "NOT ALL MEN"
Trump: *makes disgusting comments about sexually assaulting women*
Them: "all men talk like that!"
Me:
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Tyrel Dodson leaving got more of a reaction from his former Bills teammates than Diggs.
I’m just sayin.
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Stefon Diggs thought he could force his way out of Buffalo nine months after publicly saying he “100%” wants to retire a Bill, and expect fans not to be upset after years of having his back?
The f*cking audacity to like that tweet.
Absolute clown. Man child.
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The New York Daily News has had enough and I'm loving it
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My coworker has a two year old son. All I can think about is that almost two year old boy. This is going to be life changing for their little family 😭
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The Super Bowl America deserves
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Me: *doesn’t check Twitter for a few hours*
The Buffalo Bills:
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I respect the Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes so much and I really, really like my
#ChiefsKingdom
mutuals.
Damn though.. just once. Just once I’d like it to be the Bills’ turn. Today stings, but it is what it is.
#BillsMafia
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Biden was willing to step in to attempt to salvage Andrew Cuomo’s career and buy him time, but wasn’t willing to step in and whip up the Senators from his own state of Delaware to get the $15 minimum wage into the Covid relief package? 🙃
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Josh Allen >>>>> Lamar Jackson
Don’t ever tell me otherwise.
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I’d rather Chiefs 3 peat than see Burrow, Jackson, or Stroud get a ring before Josh Allen and the Bills sorry 🫠
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Shoutout to
@AnaKasparian
whose incredible rant inspired this, and for drawing my attention to the EXCELLENT link of resources I included in it for people seeking abortions. Hang in there everyone. We’re in this together. 💜
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2016 really took Alan Rickman, Carrie Fisher, Prince, David Bowie, Leonard Cohen, George Michael, and gave us Donald Trump. I'm DONE.
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I just published Organizers Who Got Kyrsten Sinema Elected Are Ready to Oust Her.
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@BenjaminPDixon
I have work, where my 106 year old resident was crying in to my shoulder because she misses her family. My resident, the 200k who are dead, and their loved ones are who I have sympathy for, not the monsters in office. If that gives me bad karma, then so be it 🤷♀️
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Just some insight into what it’s been like at work during Covid.
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@champagnesocia8
@BenjaminPDixon
I have coworkers in their 70s who worked in a nursing home during a pandemic and got covid themselves because they can’t afford to retire. The nightmare is already here, it’s just gonna be a whole lot worse 🙃
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Does Donald Trump still seem like a joke to you? He's the likely Republican nominee. This is not funny.
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If footage from
#McKinney
doesn't anger you already, ask yourself what you would do if a police officer manhandled your daughter like that.
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Kincaid year 2 and Shakir year 3 next year will feed families. TB year 3 and Milano back, Douglas under contract to help lead a younger defense in transition...
I don't know how this season is going to end, but it feels like the future is bright with this team. ❤️
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2. He quoted a tweet that said if Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, she can't satisfy America.
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13. Trump inspired a father and son to beat up and urinate on a mexican homeless man. His response: "my followers are passionate."
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I hope
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never stops taking a victory lap for being absolutely correct about Tulsi Gabbard long before anyone else was. I owe her for helping me see right through it!
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5. His response to Meghan Kelly asking him tough, relevant questions about his attitude towards women was that she must be on her period.
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There are people who are actually going to vote for Trump because they think its funny.
This is no joke.
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12. Trump has the full public support of a former KKK leader.
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1. His first wife said he made her feel violated during sex, but dropped the matter after a divorce settlement.
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Were any of these articles written when Josh Allen had a torn UCL last year? 🤔
#BillsMafia
How the calf injury has affected Bengals’ QB Joe Burrow, via
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@Ben_Baby
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9. Trump tweeted that because Barack Obama was a disappointing president, there wouldn't be another black president for a long time.
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3. He said he would date his daughter if she wasn't his daughter.
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4. Mr. Trump told a contestant on 'The Apprentice' that it would be a pretty picture to see her on her knees
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It’s been over a year and Angel Reese is still having to clarify that she likes Caitlin Clark and they don’t hate each other.
Can’t women just be free to have a little edge to their game and compete?! god damn. 🤦♀️
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10. At his campaign announcement, he called undocumented mexican immigrants drug dealers, criminals, and rapists.
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8. There are people who scream "white power!" at his rallies, and they are there in support of Trump. That alone says quite a bit.
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7. Trump said John McCain, who was a war prisoner for five years, was no war hero because he was captured.
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Jordan Love is better than Tua Tagovailoa
Never, EVER tell me Jordan Love is better than Tua Tagovailoa ever again
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Student Spells Out Everything That's Wrong With Donald Trump In 15 Brilliant Tweets
http://t.co/0qbAql5oG4
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14. Trump wants mass deportation, and to bring an end to birthright citizenship, referring to these children as anchor babies.
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6. Trump gave out a U.S. Senator's private cellphone number out of spite on national television.
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11. Trump's idea of Border Security is to force Mexico to build a giant wall.
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James Cook cost them points.
Tyler Bass cost them points.
The refs literally should be investigated.
But when the offense did enough to win this game, McDermott coaching scared to lose instead of coaching to win is what cost this team.
Same story, different day.
#BillsMafia
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Is there any athlete more fun to watch than Caitlin Clark?
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It lowkey breaks my heart that he was that miserable in Buffalo. I really didn’t think he wanted out.
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15. He wants to go back into the middle east, bomb them for their oil and then take it.
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@jamie_agust
Watching Bernie work harder to get Biden elected than Biden himself is, knowing that there’s still people ready and waiting to blame him for the loss anyways is so painful.
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11. When told that his statement about rape at the border was inaccurate, he just said "well someone's doing the raping!"
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My Dad just called and told me they had to put my dog Ace down this morning. They were able to have it done at home, and the other pets didn’t leave his side. He had a final meal of pizza and dog treats and my other dog Lola was checking on him constantly.
I’m a wreck right now.
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#YouMightBeATrumpVoterIf
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These two beautiful women are a voice for so many who are afraid to speak up. Protect them at all costs!
http://t.co/g9gZJSXFQF
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Bobby Babich DC
Joe Brady OC
Kincaid and Torrence year 2
TB, Cook, and Shakir year 3
Milano Back
10 draft picks
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@johniadarola
That Trump is some fringe outlier of the Republican Party. Nah, he beat out sixteen other candidates. He IS the Republican Party.
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