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gen z-ish | tall irl

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jonathan
9 months
streaming “tension” by kylie minogue btw
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2 years
She’s so me
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1 year
not the british museum posting a pic of a cup with a roman twink getting his cheeks clapped on it for lgbtq history month fkskdnkskska
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she won
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JUST IN - Tucker Carlson to leave Fox News.
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6 months
what if we WHAT, amtrak???????
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1 year
you cannot be serious
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10 months
literally every gay man in the tristate area already knew this
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10 months
Andy Cohen reveals on a podcast that he’s a top when asked about his preferred sex position.
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7 months
STOP THE STEAL
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Travis Kelce voted ‘Sexiest Athlete’ in PEOPLE Magazine readers’ poll.
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1 year
when i tell you that baby would’ve been down for a nap so fast…
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1 year
WHO IS HE
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1 year
btw if you look like this DM me
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1 year
THERES A VIDEO FKSKSK?!!
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30 days
she posted this for that lady on the left’s birthday, mind you
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S T A U N C H
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QRT this tweet with something in your drafts (please)
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1 year
oomf asked me to go to a house party with him tonight and the only details provided were that it’s “in Brooklyn,” that “hot guys will be there,” and that “it might turn into an orgy”
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1 year
this is just a scene im sorry
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1 year
want him to ch*ke me with his good boy arm idgaf
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19 days
guy i have a first date scheduled with tomorrow just asked me to raincheck until after his upcoming 7 week trip
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9 months
this is how all the gays look in their “before gym” pics on the TL today
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best of shawn
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shawn mendes in 2016.
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10 months
me & the bestie🐶
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3 months
this is exactly the kind of diva i want to go to any function with btw
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1 year
every gay person i’ve ever met did well in bio but flunked chem and physics
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1 year
“time for night night sweetie…daddy & daddy need to go play a quick little game of horse😊”
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1 year
can anyone name a song from harry’s house other than watermelon sugar i’m so serious
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9 months
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9 months
Carmel, IN has had the same Republican mayor for 27 years: James Brainard Under his reign, the population has quadrupled, he replaced all the stoplights with roundabouts, and built a classical downtown out of stone and brick Cue the cope from NYcels and SF hostages
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7 months
big stretch🙆🏻‍♂️
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3 months
being a bad kisser in your 30s is such an astounding skill issue bc how have you not figured that out yet
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6 months
another childhood bathroom
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1 year
@chertz launching an investigation, will report back
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7 months
@mattybobpais well yes!
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9 months
will not be moving from my couch for the foreseeable future
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10 months
@MikelleStreet literally like girl we know nfskksks
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2 years
@keithdumpit There’s plenty of slay to go around !!
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1 year
@TheGregCraig07 Honestly A+ work no notes
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1 year
in addition to ron desantis campaign launch day, it was also leg day
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1 year
👃🏻
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1 year
idk if you heard but it’s raining btw
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5 months
many have jumped on the post-saltburn euro-dance pop bandwagon but to some of us this is…always has been… home
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1 year
@laxmura he’s testing me…
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7 months
@HereIAmItsMe Jimmy Garoppolo!
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8 months
a lil hungover from the work happy hour last night🤧
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15 days
“best picture you’ve ever taken”
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1 year
on a boat btw
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1 year
this is where i tweet from btw
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5 months
this is my laundry day gym shirt
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3 months
no airpods😞
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1 year
🛥️ day
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7 months
oh and sorry i forgot i got a haircut btw💇🏻‍♂️
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1 year
why lie?
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GAYS. DO. NOT. HAVE. CUTE. DOGS.
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10 months
getting your protein is so important
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2 months
idk anything about vanderpump rules and i likely won’t start watching at this point in the game, but i do very much appreciate this content
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Can’t even begin to tell you how obsessed I am with Brock and his speedo this season😮‍💨 #PumpRules
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8 months
bulking szn i guess…
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2 years
@alex_abads they’re the final boss of “we saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe” couples
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8 months
bbbb (body by bone broth)
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1 year
idk i do kinda🤔
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Men don’t have thighs 🤦🏻‍♂️
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1 year
texting “how was your weekend😊” to a man who doesn’t care if i live or die
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1 year
me walking into the office at 10am this morning, iced coffee in hand, having just taken my 9:30am call from the 1 train
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1 year
not the courtroom sketch making george santos look like a cvnty disney villain kfkeksoaksksk please
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11 months
plz excuse the dirty mirror
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1 year
i can finally rest easy now that i know the results of the twinks vs dolls cigarette race
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1 year
my boss just asked me if i know his gay brother in law and i was like “oh probably not lol but do you have a pic?” both he & his fiancé go to my gym and we have numerous mutual followers on IG
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1 year
kylie showing up at hmd is truly hilarious like top 10 funniest moments of my life
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@chertz Having a hands-on father figure is so important for a boy’s development🥰
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rupaul winning the just saying stuff war fr
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@alex_abads and she did!!!!!!
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1 year
text: “i wish you well” subtext: “if you ever fuck with me or my kids again i’ll make broth with your bones and drink it for lunch”
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5 months
george santos is at barracuda
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8 months
the gym’s not flooded
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1 year
i said yes, obviously
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10 months
me & the bestie
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7 months
monday…
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this barbie was found not at fault in her 2016 ski crash with terry sanderson
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@heyjaeee JFJSKkskqsKDKSKS PLEASE
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1 year
jimbo trying sooooo hard not to laugh at alexis’s dramatic ass fnskskksks ijbol
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10 months
idk the country club pump kinda hits different…
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2 months
wsh walk o’clock
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2 years
@MaxRut looking…respectfully🥰
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1 year
it’s this one btw
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1 year
i have this one tank top that’s probably 2 sizes too small for me that i wear to the gym when i’m craving the male gaze
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1 year
idk about favorite but i guess this one made a few points🤭
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10 months
me doing my lil b*ttom stretches in the gym at my parents country club
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1 year
@anthonydmusa the lounge in question
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11 months
linda sending elon the $30 invoice:
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The current logo for X seems to have been sourced from where it can be purchased for $30.
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started watching dance moms btw
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