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If Samantha had attended the last supper she would have:.- Made Carrie realise going back to Aidan is regressive and pointless. - Gave Charlotte props for taking back her career and being independent. - Helped Miranda realise her worth and taken her straight out to a bar to find
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Did a fan say hello to her?.
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GOOD LUCK BABE, HOT TO GO!, RED WINE SUPERNOVA, CASUAL, PINK PONY CLUB, GOOD HURT, BITTER, SCHOOL NIGHTS… IT’S ONE OF THOSE RIGHT? RIGHT??
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I miss old cynical, prickly, sarcastic Miranda - she would have rolled her eyes in disgust at this train wreck she’s become #AndJustLikeThat
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I love Camille in the background eyeing Kyle up and down, like some c*nty prom queen head cheerleader from a 1980s John Hughes movie☺️ sorry Kyle, you lose #RHOBH
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I still don’t really get how both of them have been on Bravo for years and still seem as broke as the day they started? #PumpRules #RHOP
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I am screaming at the way she came in😂😂😂 David Foster would’ve had a stroke on the spot #RHOBH
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Gizelle speaking all facts tho, if you don’t want your kids discussed don’t make them a storyline where you’re the one questioning their paternity. #RHOP #RHOPReunion
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Kenya arriving and immediately terrorising the new girls ugh I’m going to miss her so much🥲 #RHOA
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Dorit within one minute of arriving: Hi, I’m separating from PK, he’s an alcoholic and Kyle is manipulative af. All of us:.#RHOBH
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This was so cinematic. Felliniesque. Deserving of a standing ovation at Cannes or to open Sundance. HBO could never. Masterpiece filmmaking. #RHOSLC
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“WellhowIlooknowb*tch?!”😂😂😂 Sheree is honestly so underrated as one of the funniest housewives #RHOA #RHOAReunion
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Can’t even begin to tell you how obsessed I am with Brock and his speedo this season😮💨 #PumpRules
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I think the reason I’m just not invested in the Kyle and Mauricio split is because we still don’t really know what caused it. Every update just feels so carefully orchestrated and like they’re both playing a game. I need Kathy to just blow this wide open at this point. #RHOBH
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Dr Nicole Martin you will always be famous after gagging Larsa so hard with that disinvite🥰 #RHOM
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She’s messy af and I don’t believe 95% of what comes out her mouth, but I actually really enjoy her on the show☺️ #RHOP
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It’s crazy to me what a big part of the show they both were yet I don’t notice the absence of either of them. #RHOSLC
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Kim was really going through it in those early seasons but she always served bouncy blow dry. #RHOBH
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Sonja leaving the townhouse, Luann on a global tour, Jill Zarin facelift, Bethenny and Luann reunited, Dorinda feuding with a pregnant reality star, Kelly doing a runaway bride stunt days before the wedding like where are the damn cameras?!😩 #RHONY
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how do you say “????” in real life.
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How the #RHOBHReunion seating chart should look:. Andy. Kyle Sutton. Dorit Garcelle. Erika Crystal. Camera Crew. Glam Squad. Catering. Annemarie.
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A Gretchen return for S19 of #RHOC makes sense for so many reasons - she’s friends with Heather, Jenn and Katie, has unfinished business with Tamra and Alexis and would bring another messy OC man back into the mix. Don’t let us down Bravo!
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A four million dollar anniversary present?? Okay maybe I could get over that ick factor real quick. #RHOSLC
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Not going to lie it’s so funny to me that Kyle is trying to recruit Sutton and Garcelle as allies and one is trying to expose her husband’s alleged cheating while the other is trying to out her😭😭😭 #RHOBH
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Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?.
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Kenya’s smirk when they both walked in, she really said oh you about to get a real show here! #RHOA
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Bronwyn getting her jeweller from LA to pop in so she can pick an anniversary present is the kind of of luxe I love seeing on housewives, she’s the Fancy Pants of the mountains🤩 #RHOSLC
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And just like that Katie seemingly confirms that her, Jenn and Shannon are all returning for S19. #RHOC
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Right here, in all sincerity. #RHONY
when did you realise you may be watching the greatest show of all time?.
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I’m rewatching S1 of #RHOBH and Camille, Lisa and Adrienne brought such a level of wealth and lifestyle factor to the show that really elevated it from the other franchises - I really want to see that from any newbies on S14. I want rich, deluded, eccentric and connected.
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Britani reacting like she’s just witnessed a drive by shooting when Jared walked in while she’s standing with Jared 2.0 like give this woman a snowflake immediately!🔥 #RHOSLC
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I like that Boz is coming into the group like an actual normal person and taking the time to get to know the ladies and suss them out, she’s not thirsty or just desperately trying to have a moment and is secure enough in her own position. #RHOBH
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This moment felt like one of the realest and raw moments we’ve seen on #RHOSLC and we’ve literally witnessed Jen Shah being arrested and go to prison. It felt very old school housewives in a good way.
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Camille sat casually reading The Art of War as her staff all work around her is so high camp and rich, I miss her so much🥰 #RHOBH
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Like I could happily just have watched Jennifer Tilly queening out on this trip by herself🥰 #RHOBH
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Slightly gagged that there’s another Whitney with a bob in SLC who’s also on a hilling journey. #SecretLivesOfMormonWives #RHOSLC
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So far none of the current #RHOBH cast with the exception of Jennifer Tilly have commented/liked Garcelle’s post announcing she’s leaving - Kyle and Dorit have however commented on Erika’s recent post 👀
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“I wasn’t running directly into anyone’s arms” - cut directly to Mia running directly into someone’s arms😭😭😭 I’ve missed this show so much! #RHOP
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I know Kathy Hilton has waited years for the downfall of Mauricio and is relishing every single second of this☺️ #RHOBH
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The way this quartet managed to serve up one of the best housewives seasons in history - sometimes it is quality over quantity #RHONJ
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I love that Mary is more comfortable in the group and having actual fun this season, her being engaged and participating definitely shows why she deserved that snowflake back #RHOSLC
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Idk how Jesse was blindsided when Michelle literally looks at him like this the entire season😭 #TheValley
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Bronwyn not inviting Britani on the trip to cut out her competition for that snowflake, I see you girl, excellent move☺️ #RHOSLC
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Need the five of them to each be lowered in one of the rings during the opening ceremony. #RHOSLC
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NAME UM! NAME UM! NAME UM! NAME UM! NAME UM! NAME UM! NAME UM! I’m obsessed with how demented this is😂😂😂 #RHOBH
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I’ve said it before but for me he’ll be the absolute downfall of Teresa, like Brooks was for Vicki. #RHONJ
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