Australia’s matches have become predictable. Top order falls over cheaply. The middle order, usually led by Alex Carey, scores priceless runs, and their hall of fame attack wins them the game. #WIvAUS.

What could possibly go wrong with the chicken and wild mushroom lasagne?.

Did Harley Reid just tell JHF something along the lines of “you went back to mummy after one year”? #AFLPortEagles.

This makes the list for things that annoy me as a supporter: conceding goals from D50 stoppage. @DamienRactliffe.

Xerri misses the ball by too much to avoid suspension. If he was closer, there’s room for the MRO to deem it a football act. Concussion only becomes relevant once it’s deemed not to be a football act. He’s in strife. #AFLDeesNorth.

Red footy for a Sunday afternoon game that finishes under lights is very 1990s. #afldeesnorth.

As bad a game of footy as you’ll see in 2025. #AFLTigersDons .

"Nic Martin's almost certainly done his ACL." - Essendon coach Brad Scott. Shattering news for Essendon and Nic Martin, the fourth Bomber to do his knee this year. #AFLTigersDons.

BREAKING: We have a goal. #AFLTigersBombers.

#AFLTigersBombers

Bonus of Geelong's soft run home is they are well placed to finish top four, maybe even top two. Negative is it'll be hard to assess their flag credentials heading into finals. Losses to Brisbane & GWS in last three games test the faith. #AFLGiantsCats.

Top 5 things that annoy me as a supporter:.1. Forwards who get out-marked.2. Dump kicks into corridor.3. Conceding goals in last minute of qtrs. 4. Giving away frees for high tackles to opponents already lying down on ground. 5. Not playing to the whistle.#AFLSunsPies.

I’m all for not giving a fake apology. If players were really sorry, they wouldn’t take the point.

Firebombing synagogues and Israeli-owned restaurants and businesses is not a legitimate form of protest against the war in Gaza. It’s anti-Semitism, a hate crime and has no place in Australia.

Zach Merrett a chance for a half-century today. Up to 20, not yet time on second quarter. #AFLDonsSuns.

At least three changes for Carlton this week. Jordan Boyd not at captain’s run, along with injured pair Jack Silvagni and Adam Saad. Matt Carroll, Lachie Cowan, Harry O’Farrell the likely ins. Ashton Moir, Marc Pittonet & Francis Evans also there. No debut for Ben Camporeale.

Charles Curnow. Thomas Lynch. Benjamin King. Samuel Collins. Joshua Treacy. The AFL is very formal when it comes to addressing players for match review sanctions.

Great goal Isaac Heeney. Not a fan of the trash talking of his opponent afterwards. #AFLSwansDogs.

RT @agerealfooty: On paper it seems a straightforward round. But on the Real Footy podcast, tipsters @petryan and @wutube have sage advice….

If only Geelong could put the white out through their performance. #AFLCatsLions.