RT @Igotqueries: In the ad for the half cows we’re selling, I wrote that they’re vegan cows. Not grass-fed. Not pasture-raised. Vegan. I’….

Let me get this straight. Zohran Mamdani, a 33 year old Democratic socialist who has never held a real job in his life, is promising to give New York City government run grocery stores. Grocery stores already run on razor thin margins of 1–3%. But sure, a government.

I’m 😵. @YouKnoImHim is a close friend and he hilarious!.

I’m working today but off starting the 4th. Planning to sneak out a little early too. 😇 What’s your work situation for the rest of the week?. #July4th 🇺🇸🌭🎆.

RT @dannymsn77: Have you ever been tunashamed?

RT @sovey_X: Already been awake long enough to cycle through gratitude, mild panic, and quiet superiority. Nobody can stop you at 5 AM ex….

Already been awake long enough to cycle through gratitude, mild panic, and quiet superiority. Nobody can stop you at 5 AM except the part of your brain that thinks overthinking counts as progress. Good morning to those choosing audacity over apathy. Let’s go!!.

Tomorrow is my Friday because I’m off for the Fourth. The Founding Fathers didn’t fight for this so I could show up tomorrow calm and reasonable. Goodnight Fam!.

“Stressed” spelled backward is “desserts.” .Act accordingly. It’s science.

Made shrimp fettuccine Alfredo because I’m trying to earn my future wifey badge with garlic, butter, and the least amount of effort required. Shrimp was stir fried with pepper, salt, lemon pepper, parsley, chili flakes, Italian seasoning, onions, garlic, butter, and a little

RT @sovey_X: After minutes of study, I’ve modeled the exact formula for how the number of fucks we give decreases over time. The equation:….

#WHOREMEMBERS. You read that wrong and thats why we are friends.

That's my Vice President. 48!

Our guy @cloud1a7 has got some pipes! . One of the nicest guys on the Internet and so talented! . I had no idea. Great job cloud!.

props to @MrJack6x6x6 for suggesting I write this.

After minutes of study, I’ve modeled the exact formula for how the number of fucks we give decreases over time. The equation: .F(t) = F0 × e^(–lt) + [1 / log(t + 1)] × [1 / sqrt(S)].Where:. F0 = number of fucks given at age 18.l = rate of maturity induced apathy.S = stress level

RT @sovey_X: The older I get the less I feel the need to be understood, included or accepted.

it isnt worth it.

The older I get the less I feel the need to be understood, included or accepted.

I was today years old when I found this out. Is this true?.