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Purveyor of fine comedic musical facemeltery since 1996. Also I'm the guy from that thing.
Greensboro, NC
Joined May 2009
My belated "Farewell To Rochester" show is August 1st at the California Brew Haus! With Emcee M.D., Devo Spice, Motiks, and Small Signals! Hosted by Likewize! Come out and make me feel bad for leaving!
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I've had nothing bad to say about @AveloAir until this shit. Won't get my business again until they reverse course on this. Sign the petition:
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The current state of AI is basically the Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser from the Hitchhiker's Guide. Change my mind.
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Joining @ThatJunkman on a live thingy tonight! Starts at 8 EST! I'm showing up around 9! I don't own that mask anymore and I haven't unpacked the cape and I weigh over 120 pounds less than I did in this picture, so EVERYONE WILL BE DISAPPOINTED! YAAAAY!
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First practice in months. not fucking bad! Coming for Minneapolis in March!
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MINNEAPOLIS/ST. PAUL! After a decade-long absence, I will finally be returning to MarsCon, along with Devo Spice, Steve Goodie, Nuclear Bubble Wrap, the great Luke Ski, Insane Ian, and *deep breath* 2025 guest of honor KING MISSILE. This is going to be so freakin' awesome.
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It seems wrong somehow that I've never seen a vibrator that runs on D batteries.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND VARIOUS OTHER HOLIDAYS AND ACTIVITIES THAT PEOPLE ENJOY IN DECEMBER
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LUKE SKI SAVES CHRISTMAS.
While coming out of dental surgery anesthesia, I took it upon myself to compile quite possibly the most important playlist of music of this or any generation, "94 @wormquartet Songs In 49 Minutes". You're welcome.
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HAVE A REDUNDANT CHRISTMAS.-A message from the Redundant Christmas Coalition That Would Like You To Have A Redundant Christmas
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RT @needlejuicerec: Worm Quartet - The Pac-Man Assemblage Assortment Thingy of Selections That Plays Extendedly (as it’s known on Spotify)….
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It just occurred to me that Between Anthrax, Shadows Fall, Killswitch Engage, and Burn Eternal, I'm getting FOUR ALBUMS next year from bands featuring former members of Aftershock.
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SURPRIIIIIIISE!.
Wait, ska chiptune is a thing? 🤔. The "Robot Kills" remix by @wormquartet featuring @suburbanlegends and me just leaked, it's part of the upcoming 15th anniversary vinyl. Now available everywhere!
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ME: Y'know how there's only one organ transplant company in the U.S.?.WIFE: Yeah. ME: I figured we could start our own company to compete with it. WIFE: *Sigh* And what would we call it?.ME: "All This And Brains Too".WIFE: *inexplicably doesn't leave me*.
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Not bad considering I put out nothing new this year! Thanks to everyone for continuing to spin my stupid whatnot! I'll have more for you soon-ish, I promise-ish!
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This giant chicken convinced me to offer 30% everything in the Worm Quartet Bandcamp store with code THANKSDAMMIT .
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The Windows 32-bit base API defines "infinite" as 0xFFFFFFFF (4,294,967,295) milliseconds, which equates to 49 days. So remember, every time your computer goes a full week without crashing, by its own estimation it's just successfully run for 1/7th of infinity.
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"Your body, my choice?" Really, toxic masculinity poster boys? Really? . Seriously, if your friends are saying this shit, call them out on it. It's absolutely not ok, and men need to hear this from men.
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