this is how my boyfriend is and i adore him for it

this man has got to be one of the finest mfs ever

this is the most emotionally devastating song waterparks has made i fear

i’m turning my mom into a parxie before the anahiem show with my little sister 🫡🙏 @awsten see you on the 28th :)

INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY THE FIFTH STUDIO ALBUM BY WATERPARKS OUT TONIGHT READ THIS GET YOUR PROPERTY HERE: https://t.co/PWlctBLDkW

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ok hi so fun fact about these walls this pic looks almost identical to the house i used to work in (it's not) and reminds me of a stairway i was once trapped in (it isn't) which had these exact corner pieces and everything. notice how the walls don't use a flat wallpaper. 🧵

ALL MY POTHEADS ‼️ Please do not buy RAW papers, cones, or other products ~ THROW THEM AWAY !! They are in a huge lawsuit right now for false advertising, having high heavy metals in them, as well as LYING about donating proceeds to charity (the charity doesn’t exist)

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cool girls still don't have their license at 17 or 18 or 19 or 20 or or

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Hey (with the intention of going to a pumpkin patch and getting hot chocolate)

Still don't believe there's anyone on this planet that actually enjoys watching Big Mouth

in marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. reject tradition

matt’s tweeting about scientology like he isn’t a prime candidate to swooped by a cult

he won’t post a picture of you two together because he knows he’ll look like a make a wish kid who wished for pussy