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THEY PUT A 10% TARIFF ON AN UNINHABITED ISLAND THIS COUNTRY IS A SICK JOKE

I don't care how the polls are polling. Stay motivated and Get out the Vote like Canada's sovereignty depends on it. 🇨🇦 Because it does. 🍁 #ViveLeCanada #CanadaStrong 🍁 #TeamCarney

Here’s a song about #Signalgate – the flamboyant US security breach – adapted from one of our all-time fave @BeeGeesOfficial songs, titled “You Were Not Supposed to Message it Through!” A quick turnaround, but only 5 of us as Alfie (really our best fake Bee Gee) away 🔥👊💪🙏🎶

One less-noticed success in the Canadian counteroffensive: The most famous thinkers at Yale are being serially scooped up by the U of T’s Munk School as they flee the Trump assaults on universities

A musher was cut from the Iditarod for being too far behind. He went to Nome anyway.

He said, “I’m Tragically Hip C’mon just let’s go” 🎤🇨🇦🤘 Thirty years ago, today, live from New York, The Hip performed ‘Grace Too’ on SNL, March 25th, 1995. Dan Aykroyd, who is also from Kingston, ON, introduced the HIP proudly in his Canada shirt. 🍁

This. Is. Very. Good.

Elbows up, Canada.

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The most Australian video you'll see today https://t.co/Zh6d5AF6hO

Let me say again: anyone who, since 25 November, has said, "why don't you negotiate" either has clue what they're talking about, or is arguing in bad faith. We did negotiate. It's called CUSMA. The rest is the bully theatre of a malignant narcissist. https://t.co/p8cjkOKvBj

Traitor? Elon, if you don’t understand that defending freedom is a basic tenet of what makes America great and keeps us safe, maybe you should leave it to those of us who do.

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A rational nation like Canada just cannot deal with an irrational president whose pretexts for tariffs change by the hour.

I once met the leader of our country. I was wearing just an ordinary t-shirt, and he didn't care whether I was dressed up in a suit or not.

That time @marcorubio explained how USA, Russia & the UK promised Ukraine to provide for their defense forever if they gave up the huge stockpile of nuclear weapons left in the country after the Soviet Union fell. Good times.

America, give this a listen. This is how our closest allies now view us. @MarshSongs https://t.co/K9iIa8yMRn

Switzerland remains firmly committed to supporting a just and lasting peace, while condemning Russia's aggression against a sovereign state. #Ukraine