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Omegle shut down so Jared Leto had nothing to do today.
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Jared Leto climbed the Empire State Building earlier this morning.
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I stared at this section for a good amount of time
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3 years
neat site
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@Howlingmutant0 @ManletSneedcel unnecessary, retaliate.
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3 years
Just the thought of these girls constantly wanting to go somewhere and do something makes me more exhausted than I already am.
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3 years
the skinny guys hot vs body builder hot is a psyop by the women to divide and conquer because we were becoming too powerful again.
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opsec
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What does she need to go to coffee shops and bookstores for? To cheat?
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ghlabpy tshachnkshgivpbinguh
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wife simulator
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@slitthroatz I explained it to him and he is hapy now👍
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@poetatoeboi they're pretty, it's nice👍
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3 years
I still don't believe that people who do this are real
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good lord you're dating. Shut up.
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@fishtankdotlive I don't understand how he continues to fall after catching himself.
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2 years
girls need to stop liking this post. I'm not going to cheat on the love of my life with you just because she "doesn't love me anymore" or whatever, that's fucking stupid.
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@GirlsDislikeMe incels famously love listening to music such as [checks list] chart topping artists from the past and present.
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.webp is a format that shouldn't exist.
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I am 32 years old
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@littl_wife looks like she went to college
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@woolongs
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"I actually love traffic fumes," touted one interviewed Office-Lifer™, "the exhileration I get in the morning from 1 hour of traffic, coupled with being lorded over by egomaniacs in their paper mache empire for the rest of the day just can't be beat by any drug!"
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(lizard hissing) Gen Z also loves low wages and a company-first culture. Are you listening, hiring managers who read Business Insider? Stop letting Zoomers dictate terms. These are the terms they ACTUALLY want. Stop. Letting. Them. Get. Away. With. It. (horrid rasping screech)
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3 years
If she's not getting separation anxiety when I go refill my coffee then she doesn't love me enough.
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@NeededThatRain sometimes you just need to eat like 8 or 9 egg, it's fine it's perfectly natural
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I would try kratom if it didn't sound like some comic book shit
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you all deserve it. I'm going back to sleep
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I approach the river calmly, the bushes obscuring me from view. The tajin strapped next to my knife shakes slightly but I remain unnoticed by the prey.
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this brings me so much joy
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Inside of you there are two horses
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@woolongs
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but WHY is there a picture of oscar the grouch having sex with taylor swift
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with each passing day I become dumber as hell and foolish as shit
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@haterchoker I agree with the sentiment but disagree with the appearance of the person? Interesting combination of feelings here.
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3 years
he has to get a good nights sleep because he loves his family
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What if I told you there were podcasters and stick & poke tattoos in the year 2012.
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@AUTISTICWIFE420 It's not what she said it's how she said it
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gave him his own keyboard
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3 years
If you guys don't stop putting this image on my TL I'm going to start blocking.
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3 years
lol "spiritually obese"
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why does this keep happening to me (waking up)
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🔒🔁
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mission accomplished
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you're in her DMs, I'm quantum suiciding until her and I are married and on vacation at our lake cottage with our several children. We are not the same.
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I found it I found where they're keeping all the catgirls
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I can't remember who thought my mattress topper looked like an ass
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napping gf shh she's having a nap
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she's baby
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the look I give other guys when they reply to my female mutuals
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you should send her another 9 messages in a row.
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moth
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it's october
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idk what to say
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can you guys reply to this with a song please? any genre, any vibe. Whatever you got.
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friend
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lol
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@woolongs
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Keep in mind that if you were doing ANY other activity, anything at all, for the same amount of time a week you would be told that you have a problem and that it's unnatural and unhealthy.
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🌈 Tess T. Eccles-Brown, PhD
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Gen Z girl finds out what a real job is like 🔊
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amazon thinks i’m a little rat who solves little rat mysteries
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what does this mean am I being gang stalked?
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what do you think happened to the other 14 lewises?
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@WarriorDivorce @deadsandsushi If I'm getting married to someone I would hope I feel a little more strongly about it than my Adobe Acrobat subscription.
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@dumbidot1 the year is 2022, going poop is now a heavily controlled activity
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no, man.. absolutely fucking not.
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you're not "dating your girlfriend" you're "grooming your wife"
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if she's not sending you a message every time she picks up her phone then she's not your gf and she's talking to other guys
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you can really feel the pull of the weekend
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best of luck tonight gentlemen.
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Stop talking to her.
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✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ♡ I love my computer friends ♡ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
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I have a physical aversion to the way the word "coachella" feels, call it something else.
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it needed sleepy music
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switching my mouse wheel to smooth scrolling and becoming a different person entirely
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I'm in my goulash zone rn I don't need you
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@FamiIyGoy why would they upload this instead of working on themselves.
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