Alex Wood
@woodcomedy
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Comedian @JustforLaughs @cbc @lolnetwork @TODAYshow Get my book "Float Like a Butterfly Drink Mint Tea" now available online or in stores across Canada.
Toronto, Canada
Joined January 2012
I wrote an article for Vice about quitting booze, coke, weed, caffeine, cigarettes, red meat, dairy, porn, credit cards and gossip. I now have a fedora with a card that says "Press"
maybe you need this @woodcomedy motivation to quit all of your addictions in 2018?
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"oh yeah let's start killing billionaires" Mother fucker you won't even stop shopping at Walmart.
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When I lived in downtown Toronto I was very pro bike lane and tolls for people driving in from the GTA. Now I live in Richmond Hill and drive downtown and I have to be honest I still feel the same because I'm not a selfish piece of shit.
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American babies are about to get an ice plunge instead of measles vaccine
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Rogan seems to be the only guy who irons his t-shirts and keeps his dress shirts in a pile on the floor
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Can't wait to pay $765 for a nosebleed seat to cheer on my Rogers Presents Toronto Raptors
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Imagine being a woman in America in 2026 that needs an abortion after she's raped and the doctor says "sorry Hulk Hogan said you can't"
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These All-Star jerseys are the worst thing to happen to America in the last few days
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Tim Pool fact checking the debate* Trump: when I was president every American drove a solid gold spaceship Tim Pool: that's true
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The NBA just signed 7 billion in TV rights and put out Microsoft clip art graphics for the finals
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I should be able to skip the line by showing dozens of messages from over the years at 2am asking people if they wanna hit up New Ho King.
Tiktoker went to New Ho King and asked for the "Kendrick Lamar Special" 😂
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Gonna explain the Kendrick Drake beef to my mom for mother's day
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Drake children are like Culkin siblings at this point. How many of these things are out there?
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