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pluribus season 1 over in 11 days what the hell am i going to do

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I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006 if it’s available.

therapist: and what do we do when we're stressed? me: send dozens of low-ball offers on poshmark therapist: ...we talked about this

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that time of year again to remind everyone the grinch was raised by a lesbian couple

Dear UPS, USPS, FedEx & Amazon employees.. thank you.

Hear me out: A start-up, but all they do is make appliances using vintage patents from the 50s and 60s and everything lasts for forty years instead of seven to ten.

and to think we only got this beautiful scene because rob reiner met his future wife during when harry met sally’s production and fell so in love that he changed the ending so harry and sally could end up together too. rip rob reiner and his wife michele :( https://t.co/uKlbHwjH02

What a horrendously tragic weekend. Praying for everyone who lost someone, and for all us to be better to each other.

“I miss the adult comedy” “I miss coming of age films” “I miss the courtroom drama” “I miss romantic comedies” “I miss good Stephen King adaptations” Chances are, when you say something like that, you’re thinking about a Rob Reiner film.

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yes. next question.

Chiefs are so washed I barely see any Chargers fans talking trash to us before the game Sunday

The real person of the year

December dont got afternoons, just been morning & night 🫠

i can't work under these festive conditions

paying $2.50 for a hash brown at mcdonalds might actually be what radicalizes me

Queens start taking vitex. I has almost cured these symptoms for me ❤️