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leather jacket and sunglasses // @sweetgloom666 // @getmarried408 // merch / tm / whatever
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I just want a touring band to sleep on the floor of my apartment... and also I want to be on tour and sleep on the floor of your apartment
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You’ve heard of the shower beer,
now get ready for the shower chicken parmesan
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Hanging out with my friends is cool and all but I’d rather be at home listening to The Damned
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If you give a mouse a cookie he’s gonna want some milk and if you give a mouse some milk it’s gonna want a pizza or whatever
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Me and Randy
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The band that named their band "Lit" were so ahead of their time
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Would you still love me if I was a worm in a tiny worm shaped leather jacket
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My favorite superheroes are Pad Thai Guy and his sidekick, coconut rice
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I’ve got a big ziploc bag full of film I never had developed from like 2012-2017 I think
Brought a roll in today from the very first
@getmarried408
tour in 2015(?)
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He didn’t add that we are now drinking beers on Hollywood Blvd (with Guillermo (he’s late))
just teched for my favorite band. Kimmel has rad snacks. life is sick. this is awesome. Guillermo is cool 🦇❤️💀
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Drinking a liquid death, doing laundry, hanging with the boys*
*The boys:
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If you spill your white claw all over my merch table and then hit the no tip button you owe me a million dollars and will suffer in the afterlife
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@MayorOfLA
We need a rent freeze and rent forgiveness. If we have to stay home and we can’t work, we can’t pay rent. We need a rent freeze. We need rent forgiveness. And we need it now.
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The only thoughts I ever think are
“Hell yeah”
Or
“This sucks”
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Played bass for
@teensintrouble
and
@tommyycalderon
took a photo ❤️🔥
you cannot play bass guitar in a god-honoring way. it’s ontologically slutty
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My life is awesome
Huge thanks to Max, Rivers and Co for having us at the "Rarities Death Match Pt. 2". So rad to see a night full of deep cuts from a band I love in such a small venue. Weezer rules. ⚡️🎸⚡️
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It’s amazing how fast you can go from guy without a misfits tattoo to guy with a misfits tattoo
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If you’re my friend I liked the album you put out this year if you’re my enemy I didn’t like the album you put out this year
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So bummed my parents decided to bone and literally thrust me into this existence.
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Hey
@united
what can I do if my guitar was severely damaged after it was checked on one of your flights?
This is awful.
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Would cut off a toe to be at a Shinobu show in San Jose right now
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Every single American should get the chance to fist fight the President one time during each term
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My mom just sent me this clipping of my high school newspaper. There’s just... so much going on.
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Please manifest or do whatever it is you do to send *thoughts and prayers* that I get this damn apartment with a rooftop hottub
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Lolololol
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Please don’t slap the merch table with both hands as hard as you can and scream “sell that merch, bitch!” inches from my face and then immediately tell me to invite the band back to your swimming pool because if you do you owe me one million dollars
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lol here’s me in the Green Day video
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My grandfather fought fascists in hopes that I wouldn’t have to.
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Been over a year since I played a show and I am very unhappy
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The rock can actually do this
A thread of movie popcorn buckets. (Thread emoji)
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Got a text from a random number trying to book the band I was in at 14 today
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Just watched a woman spray febreze and walk into it like it was perfume at a target in Phoenix az
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I am 25x bigger than Lizzie
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The new
@jimmymontague69
record is incredible and I can’t wait for you all to hear it, he is talented and handsome and rocks harder than all.
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If you ask me to hold your shit behind merch and I don’t know you I’ve put a silly little hex on you
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Felt like I time traveled back to a different time in the San Jose music community tonight and it was really special.
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San Jose California in Philadelphia Pennsylvania ♥️♥️♥️
Love you both forever
@bailey_af
@Colesun
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What happens if someone on the 49ers and someone on the chiefs are in love
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Alkaline Trio on Kimmel, shit rocks. Randy rocks. James rocks. Having a cool week.
It’s never a Bad Time playing
@JimmyKimmelLive
!
Tune in tonight at 11:35/10:35c on
@ABCNetwork
.
#Kimmel
#AlkalineTrio
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"Imma sleep under this table." - Randy 2 AM. "How'd I get under this table?" - Randy 10:30AM
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A dude just put his beers on the floor instead of the merch table and I’ve never been more impressed with a person
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Being broke is fun! Having no money is a okay! Positive thinking totally works!
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Venue don’t have a PA
Do dah do dah
Too bad we drove all this way
All the do dah day
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Good news, it’s still Christmas at the taqueria cancun in SF
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It worked
Will someone in Vancouver BC bring a single beer to the pool kids merch guy at the militarie gun show
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God dammit
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There’s a CHILIS at the top of the space needle and no one will go with me
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Officially got the email from our landlords saying “rent is still due you dumb poor bastards” life is so much funnnnnnnnnn
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Going to watch Rancid side stage today because my life is hilarious
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