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25 | they/he | almost biologist | mod and chip leader 🫡 | cary elwes enthusiast | pfp by @jcnitors | 🦈🦖🤖🧩 |

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@wobbeegong
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1 year
and a MASSIVE happy pacific rim day to charlie day and whatever the fuck this was
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@wobbeegong
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7 years
A visual representation of the racism rooted in the queer community. This is why black lives matter. This is why we need to do projects surrounding poc because even people as open and accepting as the lgbt+ community have internalized racism.
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See what we're not gonna have is this bs
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@wobbeegong
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thread of cary elwes posing for photos like he knows a little secret
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@wobbeegong
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7 years
For those of you who don't get the "joke", Roy Moore is a pedophile. The punchline is pedophilia. This is fucking disgusting and instead of laughing and talking about how cute he looks y'all should be holding him accountable.
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@wobbeegong
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7 years
Nvm it's $65 guess whos gonna be cold
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7 years
Apparently theres also a black crewneck........guess who aint gonna be cold with winter
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@wobbeegong
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he was wild for this and i was gonna make a joke but in all actuality it was really rare at that time to see an actor so openly supportive of fandom and fanworks and charlie day rules for this
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@wobbeegong
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7 years
Harry groupies wanna do drugs and get drunk and fuck in exclusive places. Fionn groupies just want him to get an instagram.
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@wobbeegong
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john kramer actually gave mark hoffman as set of 34 rules to follow when he became a jigsaw accomplice. look up mark hoffman rule 34 to learn more.
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7 years
It doesn't matter that the joke was scripted and written by whomever for him. He shouldn't have said it, end of story. It's disgusting and by the looks of my time line I can tell it made a large majority of us very uncomfortable. @Harry_Styles fucking apologize.
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@wobbeegong
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3 years
gang buys a roller rink charlie 😳
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@wobbeegong
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4 years
oh no do you see what time it is...it’s harry styles in a whataburger o clock
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@wobbeegong
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he’s so real for this
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@wobbeegong
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3 years
watching pacific rim should be part of the degree requirements for gay stem majors everywhere
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@MaxRut
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when you’re dating a doctor:
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@wobbeegong
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7 years
The @latelateshow and whoever wrote this joke needs to be held accountable too. It's disgusting and an apology is owed from all parties. @JKCorden has told to many questionable jokes for y'all to just sit and let this fly AGAIN.
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@wobbeegong
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7 years
I can confirm that Mitch signed with 3 hearts and Harry decided that was unacceptable and he needed to one up him.
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@wobbeegong
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i want to kill MY P U S S Y myself I N B I O
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@wobbeegong
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7 years
Me: omg i can't wait to get all of Harry's merch My bank account:
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@wobbeegong
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7 years
@Harry_Styles you've disrespected so many of your fans these past few months and an apology to all of them is owed.
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5 years
i’ve decided that my favorite thing in the world is hozier not knowing what to do with his hands
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@wobbeegong
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8 months
i don’t know who this guy is
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@wobbeegong
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7 years
What the fuck happened to his wrist and who am i gonna have to fight..
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4 years
@JustinMcElroy i love you very much and this is extremely considerate. i’ve had a lot of anxiety around the concept of death for the past few months and this was something i was struggling with today.
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4 years
@travismcelroy @janetvarney sir i only have tiktoks to offer i-
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@wobbeegong
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7 years
Representation is so important!! This movie has the potential to be so influential for queer kids struggling with their identity. Having movies like this show gay main characters in more than a stereotypical light is so wonderful.
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@wobbeegong
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4 years
i did most of this at 2am inbetween tears 🥰
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@wobbeegong
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7 years
We're gonna get a tweet from Niall tomorrow saying "OH FUCK" or "SORRY I WAS SLEEPING" or some shit
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@wobbeegong
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4 months
there are so so so many gay people out there who don’t know that they would love newt geiszler and it kills me constantly. come on!! don’t you want a new little science freak!!!
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@smilesguthrie here you go bud
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is this anything?
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2 months
can’t believe there are people who think that some of the jigsaw accomplices never interacted with each other. that is the world’s most dysfunctional family. they DO celebrate holidays together and it IS horrible.
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sorry this is stupid
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SO THERES THIS JAPANESE MUSICAL GROUP CALLED THE CRAZY KEN BAND AND KEN IS TRAPPED IN A BOX RIGHT NOW AND HE CAN ONLY COME OUT FOR 4 MINUTES AT A TIME TO PERFORM HIS HIT SONG TOWEL AND THE ONLY WAY TO RELEASE HIM IS FOR TOWEL BOYS FROM HELL TO WIN THE WORLD SERIE- @smilesguthrie
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3 years
EVERYONE GET IN THE FUCKING PIT
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Clouds is a fucking masterpiece and I love that I never see slander about her shes breathtaking
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4 years
i am thinking about this one
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I miss her? who took her?? where is she???
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9 months
this bathroom is inhospitable and so are we #chainshipping #saw
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@wobbeegong
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1 year
newt geiszler you are no longer the hottest biologist with a kaiju tattoo
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like...what does he know?
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1 year
come watch the twink and the sensitive jock from the quarry play overwatch for trees
@millypail
DJ Live Action Ratatouille 🍉
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Me and my Twitch family have raised $ to plant 2,600 trees in the past two days with OneTreePlanted. More than halfway to our goal of 4,200 trees planted by the end of the year. Join us this afternoon playing Overwatch with @ZachTinker at 3pm est
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"Christmas belongs to Louis Tomlinson" I say into the mic. The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. "she's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: jesus christ himself.
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@Duck_Sparrow Uhm hello this is my boy, Cocoa, and i showed him your dog and he barked in agreement that they have similar features
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@wobbeegong
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y'all remember when I talked about doing something headass
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WIAT I HAVENT SEEN THAT PART OF THE VIDEO HES SO CUTE
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@wobbeegong
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Remember Marcel the marketing guy??? Well heres what he looks like now! Feel old yet??
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*points and laughs* OLD !!!! HES OLD !!!
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@wobbeegong
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are you okay? are you healthy? are you hydrated? are you having fun? whats your favorite song to play? what music do you listen to when you’re sad? when you’re happy? do you like dogs? are you happy? can i get you any love and affection? i love you
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you so fuckin precious when you 💖💘💓❣️💕💞💝 🌹 exist 🌹 💖💖💓❣️💕💞💝
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@wobbeegong
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5 months
seriously what does he know? who told him?
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I can already tell that going to this tour is going to be the most accepted and loved i've ever felt. This is amazing.
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Whoever hung this, you're doing amazing sweetie !
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he’s baby girl, your honor 🫡 #markhoffman #SAW
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the lack of hermann fancams in this fandom is an atrocity i will gladly fix
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1 year
oh you’re a gay in stem??? put on the fucking uniform then
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i'm fucking scared dude...
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haha! just kidding! he delights in the knowledge!
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@wobbeegong
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4 years
🌸 harry styles x animal crossing 🌸
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@wobbeegong
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no it’s my god given right
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does anyone else know?
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im begging fandom to stop being scared of the word fat. call that character fat!!! stop trying to make up new words to describe differing levels of fat!!! “we need a word for someone who is athletic and heavy set!” NO WE DON’T! your internal bias against fat people is showing!!
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pure mischief
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@GlennHowerton they’re just giving you ideas for s15 and they dont even realize it king
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charlie
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i’m not good at transitions but hi sunny twt
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oh no he's disappointed in you....
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@wobbeegong
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2 years
Happy Birthday <3 #jaycetalis
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2 years
what are we as a country gonna do to combat this
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what did you do? why is cary looking at you like that?
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he knows something
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keep your secrets cary...maybe you're the only one who can handle the truth...
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4 years
whyd he post a before and after photo of his sister’s hands?
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People are getting upset about this tweet but all it's saying is that both communities deserve the same support and safe space
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5 months
he was born with it....we were never meant to know....
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@wobbeegong
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5 years
harry styles: thot supreme
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5 months
oh no...even he's weirded tf out?
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4 months
happy international women’s day to alison gordon. so true babe. leave his ass 💕
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4 years
pride flags but the colors are picked from pacific rim (2013)
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@wobbeegong
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we’re just going to ignore the fact that harry was closested and his gender expression was completely hindered while he was in one direction because y’all want to take a comment he made about wanting to sing and write his own music (which all 5 have said) out of context.
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is this just what a man with whimsy running through his veins looks like?
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@wobbeegong
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@Futuremrisstyl1 @Harry_Styles BITCH HA I'd treat anyone who made a gross ass pedophilia joke this way
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6 years
Feel like pure shit just want her back x
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@wobbeegong
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4 years
hermann just?? kept this picture of him and newt?? for a decade?? and i'm expected to function in society?? with the knowledge that hermann not only kept this photo for a decade when newt wasn't speaking to him?? but also takes it places with him??? he missed him so much???
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@wobbeegong
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i think if someone earnestly looked at jayce and asked if he was okay he wouldn’t stop crying for at least 3 hours.
@AzarinBoop
ㄥ𝑢𝑐𝑖𝑒𝑛_ᐯ𝓲𝓴𝓽𝓸𝓻
2 years
Why does he always look as if he's about to cry?
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@wobbeegong
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5 months
maybe it's best that we don't know
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@wobbeegong
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4 years
you really learn a lot about someones ethics by how they rank the always sunny gang in order from best to worst in terms of how evil they are
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@wobbeegong
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3 years
happy valentines day give him a kiss
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@wobbeegong
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what are you withholding from the masses mr. elwes?
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@wobbeegong
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2 years
biting him biting him biting him biting him biting him
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5 months
okay...calm down cary..
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1d day louis was THAT bitch
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