Wendy Mortensen
@wndywitch
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I'm a total geek who plays online poker. That was until the DOJ got in the middle of things.
So Cal
Joined August 2008
Guess we didn’t want any calls today away. Our Vonage phones went down #taxtwitter
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Seriously voting district lines should be drawn by AI Here is number of persons at each address. Please draw a map separating out to 30 sections with a x to x plus 100 in each section using city, highways and natural division lines as much as possible Give me 3 map answers
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I looked at my emails and damn the efile rejection notifications and now I can’t convince myself to get out of bed #TaxTwitter
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Sooo who had possible tornado in So Cal on their bingo card
🚨🚨#BREAKING 🚨🚨 The most significant October storm we have seen in more than a decade is currently en route to Southern California. It will drop up to 3 feet of snow in the Sierras, 4" of rain in the transverse ranges, and Severe thunderstorms along the coast. This storm
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Me: I can’t get that VIN to show a credit. Please find this form in your sales docs. Client: comes back with a page on a FORD letterhead, filled out by hand, even saying in a chart at the bottom the Mustang credit is TBD. Woke up this am to this nasty email
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Last month Alexa: Q: what’s the weather today A: opens big Sky and tells the weather forecast high/low/ time of high (nice female computer voice New Alexa: “The weather will be great today” in the most annoying teenage girl voice That’s it. And that’s not an improvement
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Good thing nobody needs to look anything up Oct 3rd on the MyFTB website
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Pretty sure LA Mayor just said Federal shutdown will cut off food stamps and that would be bad because LA is an expensive city to live in
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Now that it’s over is it safe to point out… a large group of top ranking military officials all brought together in one place is exactly the intel used to drop bombs and cut off the head of the snake. Always feels stupid when militaries get caught doing that
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My ballot in November literally is only one item. The early redistricting of the approved districts. How many millions of the 9.3% income tax for that?
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I'm so unbelievably pissed about something at work. I hope I can stop the internal conversation going on in my head soon or I'm never getting to sleep.
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Target “gave “ me a year free to Target 360 thingy. With 9/15 deadline decided to try “Free” delivery. Turns out there is a CA $3.99 benefit fee to cover CA requirements AKA it’s not free. That’s fine. Lesson learned
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The number of people on TV saying “I was in HS” when I heard the 9-11 news reminds me ……. Girl! You are old enough
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It’s amazing how dirty my kitchen is when I take a quick break from working on 9/15 crap. #TaxTwitter
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We have once again entered "how the hell do I watch a NFL game" season
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Can we stop asking for things on "company letterhead" It's such a pain to open Word and create one
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Just learned Breakfast Club is being shown at the theater next month. Part of me wants to take the two 9th graders. Other part is very afraid what kind of High School depression spiral I might fall back into. Got a month to figure it out.
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