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Mark Sanchez Sentenced To Five More Seasons With The New York Jets https://t.co/aFvXPetGph

My dude gets Kentucky, Arkansas, Vanderbilt and Mississippi St in back to back years and wants to complain about his schedule 😭

Gavin Newsom: Crime is down. How dare President Trump interfere with our progressive utopia? Oakland resident: It’s terrifying. Gavin Newsom: Crime is down! Oakland police: We are desperately understaffed. Please help. Gavin Newsom: CRIME IS DOWN!!!

One of these schools was the preseason #1 btw

This is insane. ESPN punishes @finebaum for mentioning he might run for office as a Republican yet gave @stephenasmith a $100 million, 5-year deal after he floated a presidential run as a Democrat. Disney-owned @espn continues to be shamelessly biased.

Preseason teams that are no longer ranked #1 Texas #2 Penn State #4 Clemson #13 South Carolina #15 Florida #16 SMU #17 Kansas State #25 Boise State

“Well, everybody's got a story to tell And everybody's got a wound to be healed I want to believe there's beauty here 'Cause oh I get so tired of holding on I can't let go I can't move on I want to believe there's meaning here”

Sometimes the country music songs write themselves:

Crazy stat from the Elias Sports Bureau: "The Indianapolis Colts have never lost a game the day following their assigned NFL on FOX color commentary announcer getting stabbed and then arrested for attacking a 69-year-old food delivery driver."

UCLA interim HC Tim Skipper is now tied with James Franklin with 1 career top-10 win against a Big Ten opponent.

Baker Mayfield is the first QB ever to have 375+ Pass Yards and fewer than 5 incompletions in a regular season game

10 Win Seasons Since 2010: -Oklahoma 11 -Texas 3

“pretended for one minute that I had control of my life, And direction it seemed to be in I was wrong again.. Are you listening? I have heard that winter's cold Will give way to summer's warmth Oh no! Like salt in the snow I'm melted and left all alone on the side of the road.”

Per @TRowOU on the OU postgame show, the #Sooners have allowed 36 points on the season and have forced 40 punts. 🤯

All gaslighting, no brakes

That moment when you storm the field after upsetting #7 Penn State but you don't have any fans....

Preseason No. 1 Texas, No. 2 Penn State and No. 4 Clemson are a combined 8-7 after week 6.

And that’ll wrap up the 2025 Texas football season

james franklin so sick of us saying he can’t win the big games he decided to not win the small ones. checkers not chess.