Free two day shipping anxiety, also known as it's Wednesday, I need to order stuff to get it this week anxiety.

I went to Amazon to check the title of the book I got last week. I bought noise cancelling headphones instead and still didn't know the title of that book.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

Turns out there's an Amazon equivalent to taking out your phone to check the time, read all notifications, put your phone back in your pocket and still don't know what time it is.

I scratched my beard this morning and a sunflower seed fell out. This made me realize several things: 1) I haven't shaved in a while, 2) I don't remember eating sunflower seeds, and 3) there may be more surprises today.

I'm a strong believer that the majority of people who look up the etymology of an expression are procrastinators.

#mtlmoments

Don't want to make anyone jealous, but I just drove my 93 Miata from Oka to Ottawa, and now sitting in the @Shopify office in a rocking chair in the sun with a fresh espresso getting ready to meet with a bunch of really cool people.

I also wonder if trains are often full of personal belongings of people that didn't travel to the last station and weren't reminded to take those with them.

Why are only the people travelling to the last train station thanked for travelling?.

I'll be going to @LeeValleyTools for the first time today, and I'm stupid enough to do this right after tax returns.

I organized all apps on my phone by icon colour - one colour per screen - and now I'm completely lost.

definitely*.

I'm getting really good at spelling definetely correctly in one try.

me: *marks email as unread to read later*.me back in inbox: Hey I have mail! *opens same email*.

Yesterday I had imposter syndrome listening to a Nick Cave album.

Anyone else jealous of all those people that have the flu and can stay in bed playing Nintendo?.

Daughter: Dad, you were born in two-thousand-when?.Me: Actually, I was born in nineteen . Daughter: *eyes grow slightly larger*.Me: . seventy . Daughter: *eyes wide open, jaw starts dropping*.Me: never mind.

This morning I had imposter syndrome using the fancy espresso machine at work.

.@amazon very optimistically still expects to deliver my package yesterday.

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