When I win the lottery I'm going to buy linkedin and then turn it off

The Americans yearn for No Frills

the crushing weight of three very manageable tasks

why are yall eating osmows in 2026

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It causes me genuine stress to know there are books out there that I would absolutely love, but don’t know of.

why did they make munchausen by proxy so fun to say

friends w benefits but the benefit is we are friends

Please stop letting people who read 48 laws of power and rich dad poor dad talk shit to you.

getting really serious about optimum points in this phase of my life

when i’m talking to someone and notice they never ask me any questions

I had an african american studies teacher. he was mixed. always talking about how he hates white people. someone said "isnt your momma white?!" he said "yes i love my momma but fuck her too" and was deadass. He was a really good teacher. very passionate.

Did you know, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid, that doesn't fit any of your containers.

I can't experience Happiness due to this one very manageable task bothering me

Gestures that make you more elegant and feminine.

"Don't judge a book by its cover" is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

Oh she TORE 😭😭😭😭😭

ill tell u in another life when we r both cats

how it feels to rewatch a show when you have a horrible memory