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Soliloquies of mine.

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@witchesses
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10 months
لَآ إِلٰهَ إِلَّآ أَنْتَ سُبْحَانَكَ إِنِّيْ كُنْتُ مِنَ الظَّالِمِيْنَ
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@witchesses
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10 months
Men should post pictures like this. No, we don't need to see your jawline, muscles, your veiny hands and other pointless things you flex.
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@witchesses
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@joonboy7 @every1sucksloll "He made me abort with a hanger."
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2 years
@dyslexic_daddyy And then you realize the person you loved never even existed.
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@witchesses
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10 months
@lukenessss @TeslaOnDiet People on threads are out there writing "chase your dreams." Nah, I'm better off without it.
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@witchesses
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10 months
@metahorphosis It's cute that you think this tweet is for you💀😭
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@Lazvard141739 You're right about that.
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@DAGADlCTA and will mansplain everything like bro don't
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@witchesses
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2 years
@ahsanirfan1985 You should've married a chef or become one if the ultimate objective of your life is eating Biryani.
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@witchesses
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2 years
@oneinsixzeros "Okay. It's alright" too
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@witchesses
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9 months
@Uzma_karamali The rosy glow he deserves.
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@witchesses
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2 years
Alternative sites you can use after zlib (a thread)
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1 year
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@witchesses
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10 months
@metahorphosis And who asked you to represent men.....in general? No one.
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@witchesses
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4 months
دل مایوس میں وہ شورشیں برپا نہیں ہوتیں امیدیں اس قدر ٹوٹیں کہ اب پیدا نہیں ہوتیں
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@witchesses
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1 year
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@witchesses
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2 years
Urdu sir: Itna shor kyun macha rhe ho, chup ho jao. Me: Ham nawa main bhi koi gul hoon k khamosh rhoon. Cultured people who laughed 🫶🏻
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@witchesses
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10 months
@DrMaryamAS Keep embarrassing yourself.
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@witchesses
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2 years
@FBISEOfficial Should've used a scarier template.
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@witchesses
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5 months
@appl3muncher Halal police will still find something to comment on if women wore an invisibility cloak.
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@witchesses
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10 months
@reemostat I've made you famous. You owe me an orange.
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@witchesses
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9 months
I opened fridge and?????
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@witchesses
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10 months
@dearhoppipolla I- I was not supposed to read this.
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@witchesses
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11 months
Me : vo dekho heart-shaped clouds Him : *looks* Me : *captures*
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@witchesses
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8 months
It is easy to express myself in English 'cause there's no way I'll say "meri mushkilaat ka hal apke dast-e-qudrat main hai" without crying.
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@witchesses
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2 years
Alia's acting in Gangubai>>>
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@witchesses
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10 months
@northstardoll That's the reason I never open up to anyone ever. Like EVER.
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@witchesses
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2 years
@wholly_sinner @rejectedArtt Not talking about the things we ask Allah S.W.T for but one thing I'm sure of is this that it strengthens you. It strengthens you within and no matter how big of a calamity you are inflicted with, you go through everything knowing everything will fall back into place.
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@witchesses
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10 months
@your_joona Samajhne k liye apka Japani hona zaroori hai, subtitles ka nhi.
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10 months
"Teri tasveer bana kr rang bharoon." I fell down on my knees. Art is so codependent on immortalizing the ones we love. Ro doon gi ab fr.
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@witchesses
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4 months
@ctrlsnzs There's always someone 😭
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@witchesses
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1 year
Sir mentioned G.T road and I said in a low voice "The Grand Trunk road." The girl next to me giggled because she thought I'm wrong. Few secs later sir says "The Grand Trunk Road" at which she stares at me. At this, I giggle and say "built by Sher Shah Suri and ye itna lamba hai k
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@witchesses
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2 years
I'm tired of hearing her rants despite she getting 98.2%. If she says again I'll say, "Kuch nhi hota. Km hain tou repeat kr lo tum."
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@witchesses
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8 months
I too want to do this
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@witchesses
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1 year
Thank you for giving us Wimpy Kid Mr Kinney @wimpykid
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@witchesses
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2 years
@Tarmeim @ranterpapi Really don't understand the reason you'd mention every otiose opinion you have on the internet.
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1 year
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@witchesses
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7 months
There's something that saddens me even more. We are continuously bombarded with news, with videos in this era, that we have grown insensitive to it. Few days in and we all will forget what happened. Apartheid, massacre, bombing; all these have become terms we use so casually.
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@witchesses
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10 months
The smell of book stores.
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@witchesses
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2 years
@eviejabi You do know about Al-Shifa Binte Abdullah, right? Hadhrat Umar R.A appointed her as the market controller in Madinah. In Makkah also, he appointed a woman, Samra’ bint Nuhayk. Can anyone question his R.A 's wisdom?
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@witchesses
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2 years
😭😭😭😭😭
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@witchesses
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10 months
مری طرح سے مہ و مہر بھی ہیں آوارہ کسی حبیب کی یہ بھی ہیں جستجو کرتے
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@witchesses
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10 months
Achanak thandi hawa chal rhi hai and I'm listening to Surah Yusuf by Mishary. Life's good.
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@witchesses
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2 years
@fil7ah At the last moments, you are cursing the skies and crying and you can't even take a break to cry because you don't have time.
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@witchesses
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2 years
It's old but it still makes me laugh 😭
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2 years
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@witchesses
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7 months
"Out of my ignorance, I called you a homeland and I forgot homelands are taken away."
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@witchesses
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9 months
نہ حریف جاں نہ شریک غم شب انتظار کوئی تو ہو کسے بزم شوق میں لائیں ہم دل بے قرار کوئی تو ہو
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@witchesses
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2 years
@Lanaschild_ @remusloopinn I was a fifth grader when I heard someone say this. I gave away Rs.50 (my only pocket money) to test if this actually happens. Two weeks later, I won Rs. 25,000 in a quiz I had participated in online.
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@witchesses
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9 months
Aleena ki billi
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@witchesses
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2 years
@DontStfuAhmed And Kums in Karachi?
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@witchesses
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1 year
I wore white sneakers today and it rained. *screams*
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@witchesses
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10 months
@FBISEOfficial Abay aesa kon krta hai? Dua ka tou time do becharon ko😭
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@witchesses
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@witchesses
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9 months
کچھ سوچ کے شمع پہ پروانہ جلا ہوگا شاید اسی جلنے میں جینے کا مزہ ہوگا (This sher makes me so restless for some reason)
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@witchesses
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1 year
شام آئے اور گھر کے لیے دل مچل اٹھے شام آئے اور دل کے لیے کوئی گھر نہ ہو
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@witchesses
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1 year
GUYS I PET A STRAY CAT A STRAT CAT I JUST SAT AND IT KEPT GOING AROUND ME FEET AND I PETTED IT AND IT SAT RIGHT NEXT TO ME I GAVE MILK AND THEN IT STARTED WALKING WITH ME 😭😭😭😭
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@witchesses
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1 year
Guys be misogynistic and think they've achieved peak humor. No, Hamza. Sit down. You're not funny.
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1 year
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@witchesses
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@witchesses
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2 years
You remember when we used to tell our friends addresses like this?😭😭
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@witchesses
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7 months
"May your loved ones remain."
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@witchesses
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9 months
3 ghantay se is 45 mins k lecture k over hone ka intezaar kr rhi hoon.
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@witchesses
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6 months
My heart longs.
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Going through sc memories and realizing I was truly happy in pahaars and when I was witnessing those sunsets. I miss.
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@witchesses
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1 year
Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grows especially strong in spring.
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@witchesses
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@witchesses
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4 months
I’ll be scrolling and then I’ll come across “unke andaz e karam unpe vo ana dil ka” and then everything slows down
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@witchesses
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2 years
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@witchesses
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2 months
ہوا جب غم سے یوں بے حس تو غم کیا سر کے کٹنے کا نہ ہوتا گر جدا تن سے تو زانو پر دھرا ہوتا
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@witchesses
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9 months
People, please exfoliate your bodies. Please take showers regularly. Buhat garmi hai. You guys stink 😭
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@witchesses
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4 months
My heart aches for those who never got to experience the love of a mother.
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@witchesses
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2 years
We've had enough heartbreaks. Ab aur taqat nahi hai dil main. Lord, make us win this time.
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@witchesses
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1 year
hamari soch hogi." She looks at sir and he starts telling about Sher Shah Suri and how this road extends between several countries. She looks at me and says "tumhain kaise pata hai ye?" And I just giggled.
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@witchesses
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10 months
What a beautiful day to exist (but not as beautiful as me)
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@witchesses
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2 years
If "rahaten aur bhi hain wasal ki rahat k siwa" what are they then?
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2 years
قربان تجھ پہ گردش لیل و نہار بھی قبضے میں مے پرست بھی طاعت گزار بھی
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@witchesses
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1 year
November dump?
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@witchesses
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2 years
"Women expire at 25." Sir, you're balding at 22.
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@witchesses
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4 months
دسترس میں نہیں حالات تجھے کیا معلوم
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4 months
Winters.
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@witchesses
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Mamu has put his edited videos on status. It has dils and 360 rotation and idk what not 😭😭😭 I replied wah jee wah mujhe bhi bhejen and HE ACTUALLY SENT HIS VIDEOS ITNE CONFIDENCE SE MERA HAS HAS K BURA HAL HOGYA 😭😭😭
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@witchesses
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2 years
I recognize how he writes. I recognize the curves of his letters, his slanted handwriting, the unnecessary spaces in between. I'm doomed, for sure.
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@witchesses
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9 months
Whenever I see sunrise, or sunlight reflecting off something and striking the walls, I feel as if Allah is telling me that everything is going to be okay. Just like He SWT begins Surah Ad-Duha; "By the sunlight."
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@witchesses
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9 months
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Share a picture of moon from your gallery
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@witchesses
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10 months
Is ilm ki chah main hm ne kya kya na kiya
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@witchesses
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2 years
Why isn't "dil nhi kr rha" an enough reason to be absent?
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@witchesses
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9 months
آج پھر دل نے اک تمنا کی آج پھر دل کو ہم نے سمجھایا
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@witchesses
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1 year
I enter class when it's empty but still sit here.
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@witchesses
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2 years
I went out. It is so bright today. The warmness sunlight holds tells that winter is just around the corner. The sunshine is like powdered gold over houses, rooftops, roads, paths. It's such a beautiful sight.
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@witchesses
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7 months
This father was standing next to the body of his son and he said “give our salam to the prophet s.a.w.”
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@witchesses
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1 year
Vo poochna ye tha k cover blur krne se jo andar likha hai badal jata hai?
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@witchesses
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1 year
@BilalHasham Hogwarts ki jagah GPO pr utren ge
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@witchesses
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2 years
Never look up for your teachers' social media accounts. 100% not recommended.
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@witchesses
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2 years
Manipulators be like how dare you realise what I did to you and try to tell me the truth. Why are you hurting me like this? Now, I’m the victim. You're not.
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