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Deeply bizarre & anti-man โจI lov bread and video games๐ฅ๐ฎFree Palestine๐ Pakistan Zindabad ๐ต๐ฐ Letterboxd: https://t.co/HmEDn7bmQL
Joined July 2012
Hello, dis year I listened to a lot of classic rock (and littul bittul metal) and here are all the songs that have been on a constant replay. I'll be adding more if you're interested aap bhi sun lein k bye .
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This fuckass country lol
BREAKING: India says Pakistan is violating the ceasefire agreement.
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She is 17 and you're a pedophile.
@TheMuslimSaiyan She is 17 and I am 28. She is excited and I am excited. Our parents are happy. Life is good without feminists in our family.
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Shoaib captioned his shadi picture with "And we created you in pairs" and someone commented "How many pairs?" ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ I'm sorry but I WHEEZED!!!!!!.
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Do you ever feel your parents just don't like you as a person? Like they feed you and take care of you because they're biologically programmed to and consider it a responsibility. But mostly they just tolerate you in their space?.
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"retaliatory" YOU SENT DRONES IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT OVER CIVILIAN AREAS YOU CUNT.
JUST IN: ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ต๐ฐ India launches retaliatory missile strike on Pakistan.
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There's something in our water that the men of this region have hated and disrespected women since the time the dinosaurs roamed this planet.
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Indian news channels are like "Bharti sena ne kia Pakistani atankwadiyon ka khatma" meanwhile it's India attacking a MOSQUE and murdering a CHILD. Unbelievable levels of copium.
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"Main chutiya hun".
How do you say โI support Israelโ in your language?.
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Indeed pardah doesn't stop creepy men from posting your pictures on the internet without your permission.
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I admire Syra Yousuf so goddamn much. Made no posts about her husband or his mistress, didn't react violently to the news, didn't belittle Shahroze OR Sadaf even when they deserved it. Dealt w it with dignity because i know she knows this isnt a loss for her. So much love for her.
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Meanwhile my husband on his way to his serious boy job:
Men and women have different roles: men as providers, women as caretakers. Men are superior. Equality is impossible.
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The account Haris Rauf tagged ๐ญ๐ญ wheezing
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My desi dad has only loved 2 people all his life. Imran Khan and Shawn Michaels.
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Maybe hating on Shoaib Malik is what will finally kickstart Pak-Bharat dosti.
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Your PM threatened to have your wife murdered but Jai fucking Hind, sure.
Jai Hind ๐ฎ๐ณ @IAF_MCC.
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Guys I'm sorry but IPL being suspended and PSL continuing in UAE is the funniest thing that's ever happened to us KHABARDAR KISI NE MUNH BANAYA.
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Sufi cheated on Anjali RIGHT BEFORE THEIR WEDDING y'all I be saying love isn't real.
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As a Pakistani, we do not claim her. She's a disgusting opportunistic human being and can rot there for all we care. What a disappointment.
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Shoaib Malik effortlessly shifted our anger from the openers to himself. Beautiful.
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I mean. Men can whip their dicks out and pee in public but a fully clothed woman can't even dance? Ya ok.
โ ๏ธ๐ด A girl doing pole dance at I-8 Markaz, Islamabad - Where is the management? CC: @dcislamabad
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A man who finds no harm in making fun of you and your insecurities in front of STRANGERS, is going to ruin your self confidence and ultimately, your life. This is not banter. This is not playful. It's just mean and you can see it on her face.
During an interview, Ranbir Kapoor jokingly made a comment on Alia Bhatt for gaining weight post pregnancy. However, this joke has not gone well with Netizens. #RanbirKapoor #AliaBhatt
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Weirdest shit happened. Someone got my number from idk where. Thought my last name was my husband's and tried to tell me he was gay. Being told my 70 year old very strict military dad is gay wasn't on my list for 2024 ๐ญ so I figured I'd humour him
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Some Muslim men need to be castrated instead of circumcised.
Children born from zinฤ are not the responsibility of the man, in fact they are not even attributed to him, nor do they inherit from him. Muslims need to abandon this mentality taken from kuffฤr, that men have a duty towards the child that is born as a result of zinฤ.
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It's 2022 and NUST still doesn't let girls apply for aerospace engineering and avionics. This is so BIZARRE.
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This is just for show off because BITCHES I LOOK GREAT!
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Pretty sure i said it before but STOP LEAVING YOUR KIDS UNSUPERVISED AT A RELATIVE'S HOUSE. koi chacha taya mama koi kisi ka saga nahi hai. If your child is not old enough to defend themselves please don't trust men in the family with them. Thank you.
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Na Pakistan main rehnay k paisay hain na Pakistan se bahir nikalnay ke.
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ChatGPT just made me a meal plan and adjusted it to a specific calorie count with foods i can easily make/get in Pakistan that isn't expensive. This shit is amazing.
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Zahir Jaffar is still alive even after being sentenced to death. Men involved in the Motorway rape case are still alive. Usman Mirza has been forgotten and now a new name has been added to the list. Nothing's changed. Women are still mere hashtags to the state & its predatory men.
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Man. Why the fuck are we doing this to OUR people. A country that's gone through Partition should understand the importance of not separating people from their homes jfc. This was so unnecessary. So SO much pain.
I was interviewing his father who spent three decades in Karachi Pakistan, during it he suddenly started crying, seeing his father's condition his son also couldn't resist to stop his tears. Sharing it for those who are saying the eviction of Afghan refugees isnโt forcible.
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I love lame humor so much I've been laughing at this for 3 hours.
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My paratha wasn't gol. So I improvised hehe
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Quaid teri qoum sakht tharki aur tarsi hui hai.
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WITHOUT GOOGLING.Name a famous historic battle.
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This is a great time to remind people that Sana Javed is a liar and a bully.
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Stable economy?.
Tomorrow Pakistan will see something that they have never experienced. Mark this.
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I hope the wedding industry in Pakistan collapses. I hope people start hating elaborate functions and kapray. I hope this bullshit circus fiasco ends.
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This entire fiasco proved that the Judiciary only works when it wants to, for whomever it wants to.
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Any muslim country that isn't jumping in to stop this mass murder by means of active military intervention just for the sake of "international ties" is complicit in the genocide of the Palestinian people. History will remember.
BREAKING: Hamas calls on Arab countries and the international community to help 'stop the crimes and massacres against our people'.
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No one:. Israeli official accounts every 3 days:
We regret every loss of life, but I can tell you categorically, there is no army in the world that acts in a more moral fashion than the army of Israel.
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Rapists and wife beaters barely get a month in jail but ok let's put a married man behind bars lol fucking joke of a country.
Breaking News: Imran, Bushra sentenced to seven years imprisonment in 'unlawful' marriage case.Court announces reserved verdict; imposes fine of Rs0.5 million each on former premier and wife. For more: #etribune #news #Latest
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Random rant: mom went to a small wedding recently and a few people made her feel horrible about her wrinkles and skin in general. Now she's someone who doesn't get self conscious easily but she randomly asked me the other day "kya ab main zada buri lagti hun? " it broke my heart.
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Joke's on you Asim Munir doesn't even need a reason for his extension.
@hamdnawaz_ Asim Munir set the stage for his extension on the corpse of 26 Indians?.
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Bsdk airspace band hai jahil gawar ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
Every other country is avoiding Pakistan like a plague
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THEY'RE REPORTING ROHIT'S ACCOUNT W "PRETENDING TO BE A CRICKETER" ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Syed Mehdi Ali Kazmi (Father of Dua Zehra) wins the case in Lahore. Case is now shifted to Sindh High Court. According to Mr. Kazmi, Nikkah Nama declared fake and case is heading towards kidnapping.
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Fellas, i think hum bhi lambi chor rahay hain ab.
Pakistan carried out a cyber attack, and 70% of the electricity grid of India has been made dysfunctional.- Pakistan Army.
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LinkedIn meri baat suno agar mene kisi ko stalk karke uski profile dekhi hai to tumhara usko batanay ka koi maqsad nahi tha tum chup kar ke bhi beth saktay thay.
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Dania Shah just said she's 15 years old and AL knew and helped make her fake documents??????????? Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuckkkkk. So not only was she RAPED by AL, her parents sold her off???? What the fuck what the actual fuck.
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I know this is a joke but this is a great time to remember that the military looks good and efficient when it's doing what it's supposed to do - Defend the country. Not run it.
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That's because you're loaded, Zara. With money and bullshit both.
This shows nothing. Iโve travelled he world with my Pakistani passport and would never give it up for any other. This is a lie.
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"aurton ko bardasht karna parta hai". Bardasht karne se kuch badal sakta to badal chuka hota. If ur oppression at the hands of men hasn't ended in a 100 years of "bardasht", maybe it's time to stop feeding that idea to young girls. A man doesn't care how long u suffer in silence.
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If I may speak from an extremely selfish point of view, giving sadqa/charity has really improved my financial situation and I can't recommend it enough. Sometimes i donate something and get the exact same or double the amount through different sources. I can't explain it.
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Call me crazy but i think women police officers should be incharge of rape cases involving women. Men have time and time again proven to be incompetent and insensitive shit heads.
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Ok I'm not super patriotic or whatever but this depressed tf out of me. India landed a spacecraft and we're. *checks notes*. Burning down houses and killing minorities. Jfc.
Just IN:โ India has become the first nation in the world to land spacecraft on the South Pole of the moon.
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"Why should we give you this scholarship? ". "pls. Main ladis hun ๐ฅบ".
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So are you telling me I'm not old and mature enough to go out with my friends for lunch but I'm old enough to give birth to 6 kids and take care of a whole ass family + ghar?.
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With PMLN partying abroad, PPP asking for donations in their Louis Vuitton kashkol and PTI just being a disappointment through and through (on brand), if it weren't for your local NGOs and volunteers, floods would have been far more catastrophic. Your leaders do not care.
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Not that i looked gr8 but last year men downloaded pictures of girls on Twitter in their Eid dresses (mine too) & had a YouTube live where they used nasty and derogatory language to describe each and every one. I couldn't post this year because of them. Men just ruin EVERYTHING.
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Saw a video of maulana Tariq Jamil talking about how hoors in jannat will wear see-through clothes and yall men can sit and stare at the lot of them for years. Sometimes i wonder if men follow islam for the faith or their jannat hoor orgies.
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I hate this tweet. Fraser is literally the nicest most kind person ever. His divorce destroyed him and on top of that, he was blacklisted by Hollywood when he spoke about being sexually assaulted by an influential man. He's dealt w severe depression and he's STILL kicking ass๐.
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Throwback to the time i thought "nain" meant boobs and couldn't understand Rahat Fateh Ali was being so vulgar with teray mast mast dou nain.
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Y'all need to realize that everyone criticizing Malala is not a "spiteful Malala hater" and it's okay to point out damaging diplomacy and dumbassery when you've made an entire career out of being an activist, yet your statements continue to indirectly support genocide.
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*coughs* .If zainab had survived and had come out against her rapist after 20 years, all of you quoting "we've failed you" would have been the first ones to slut shame her, ask her for proof and force her into silence. This is the society you've made for us. Let that sink in.
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@HawkesBay Uncle went to a bakery to get a cake for his daughter's birthday. He entered while the store was being robbed. They took his wallet and everything. Then Uncle requested that he was here for a cake for his daughter. Dakoo bhai said jo lena hai utha lo. Uncle took 5 cakes home.
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Manto knew what was up when he said:. "Hum ne tawaif se zyada khud-mukhtar aurat nahi dekhi,.isliye har khud-mukhtar aurat humein tawaif lagti hai.".
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Be an independent woman. Spank your own ass.
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Please stop getting married to bare minimum men just because you're scared you won't find someone. Better off being alone than living with a man child who thinks not knowing how to cook is a personality trait worth showing off. You're a queen. Act like one. Thanks.
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Why do men need to imagine their sisters or mothers in a particular situation in order to respect a woman lol? Does she not deserve sympathy and respect for being a mere human being?.
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Behind every confident and kind person was an English teacher that didn't give up on them.
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Got tired of Twitter. Thought I'd check Instagram. Instagram:
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Why can't punjab board ban this abomination?.
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โ๏ธ HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO EMPTY YOUR POCKETS AT A DENTAL CLINIC (yu probs know most of this) โ๏ธ. A thread.
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Doctors and Nurses deserve the same kind of love and celebration we give to war heroes and soldiers.
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My chachu brought me cheese from Italy (idk how he managed to do that) and fr the cheese in Pakistan is a SCAMMM!!!! Because this cheese slaps so hard. I want to move to Italy.
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"Samjho sarak pe har gaari wala banda andha aur nalaiq hai aur tumne us se bachna hai".
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Prayer session without masks for the PM to recover from Covid-19. Are y'all this dumb on purpose?.
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Lil brother was stressed so I gave him a nice spa day w skin care, scented candles and beard care. Dude kept asking me if other men do it too because it was obvious he liked it and didn't wanna feel bad about liking it. You men really need to normalize self care for other men.
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I will always remember Imran Khan as the leader who victim blamed sexual assault survivors, called the Hazara community blackmailers and we already know how he treated minorities.
I will always remember Imran Khan as the person who made the hospital that treated my grandmother free of cost. I will remember him as my leader who taught us to fight for ourselves. Who said Absolutely Not to US. Who fought till the ball. Never gave up on this nation #ThankyouIK.
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Errr why does the girl's side pay for mangni, nikkah, mehendi, barat and the guy's side gets done w walima only. ?!?.
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Now watch the same people who tweeted about her safety, slut shame and villainize a 14 y/o lol.
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