When I Was 17 I Was Gang Fucked Into @brckhmptn As Part Of Their Initiation Ritual & Became The 22nd Honorary Member

December income as a content creator: Instagram: $3,054.63 YouTube shorts: $6,169.25 Facebook: $2,449.51 TikTok Creator marketplace: $474.39 Twitch: $1,618.70 Brand deals (5): $16,500 Total: $30,266.48 Actually insane.. 2026 is gonna be a good year 🎉

4:06am and Santa won’t let me leave his workshop. We have been offered cocaine if we are getting tired

Rudolph with your hole so tight won’t you let me hit tonight

My Money Stretching So Far It’s In Two Different Time Zones. So Many Bitches I Got More Sides Than An Octagon

nails done for christmas who cheered

Don’t let the Epstein Files distract you from the very sinister device I keep in my laboratory

They should ban guns for everyone except me

i made cinnamon bread things

Every Year I Visit My First Husband’s Grave

My Uber driver is refusing to play Glorilla for me @Uber @Uber_Support Help me Please

My Wrist Is So Frozen I Got Pathologists Finding Ancient Diseases In It

Remember Girlies; Only Gay Men Want To Do Anal. Don’t Let That Sissy Pressure You Into Anything.

“A face this Renaissance” and her mom and dad are siblings 😭😭😭

I’m starving dawg what should I get for lunch

I’ve Been Alive For 118 Years And I Have Never Seen My Neighbors Bringing In Groceries.

Watching The Diddy Documentary Made Me Realize I’m Not Going Hard Enough

The Fact That This Account Is Ran By A 13 Year Old Girl 😭😭 Omg

Every Shit Is A Ghost Wipe If You Just Don’t Wipe

How That First Week Of Estrogen Feels