Путин, иди на хуй

@ShadyLawrence Made the full version (apologies to Bimini for making them Boris 🤮)

You really don’t realize how crucial your lower abs are for everyday movement until they’re sliced open and you feel their every.single.use.

very grateful that since I started dating, my knee jerk reaction to breakups has (with one exception) always been to 100% focus in on myself and get my life right and I always come out happier. otherwise I fear my hair would've been through some truly awful post-breakup decisions

if anyone pale/fair with cool undertones is looking for a dupe for the Marc Jacobs bronzer, @juviasplace lightest shade bronzer/contour duo is literally the best match I've found. plus it's even more blendable than the Marc Jacobs and a fraction of the price 👀

logged into @Warcraft for the first time in weeks to do a quick lfg raid to try and dip my toes into returning and immediately there was an onslaught of unchecked sexist stuff in the chat so. still a no from me

the artist the art

I never ever wanna hear about how dangerous lgbtq+ (especially trans) people are to society when the unvaccinated masses might literally kill us all

when he blamed me being sexually assaulted for bringing ‘chaos’ into his life

Loki is Sylvie’s adorable himbo, facts are facts

Texas Governor Greg Abbott has released an agenda for a special session of the Texas Legislature, beginning tomorrow. It includes an anti-trans sports bill. Say it with us: Trans kids BELONG IN SPORTS. Trans kids BELONG EVERYWHERE. #TxLege #LetKidsPlay

Don't forget Dan Patrick of Texas asking grandparents to sacrifice themselves last spring for the sake of the economy.

Mall of Louisiana trending -> uh oh, *click* "Mall is shut down" -> oh no "as first responders attempt" -> not again "to capture escaped python" -> *collapses in relief*

I hope social media means we get to immortalize how awful the pandemic is so future generations actually invest in public health infrastructure instead of idk, guns or other shit

What a complicated holiday? There's a combination of pride, survivors guilt, shame, you feel lucky, you feel hopeful, and everything all at once. At times it actually feels physically difficult to say "Happy 4th" and sometimes it comes out so easily.

Meanwhile the people in power call themselves "climate leaders" as they open up new oilfields, pipelines and coal power plants - granting new oil licenses exploring future oil drilling sites. This is the world they are leaving for us.

did i do this right

July 2009 Median house: $182,000 Rent: $800 Health care costs: $8,200 Student debt: $20,400 Minimum wage: $7.25 July 2021 Median house: $357,000 Median rent: $1,150 Health care costs: $12,400 Student debt: $36,600 Minimum wage: $7.25

I just saw this picture of a baby moose carrying a Pride flag and if that shit don’t slap I don’t know what does.

I have never tested this personally, but I worked briefly at a wildlife hotline and when someone had a raccoon (or other animal) in the house we told them to open a door or window and put on loud talk radio until the raccoon got annoyed and left.