So I’m in a ward and this old guy let out a huge sigh, got out of bed, got his walking stick and started shuffling past me. He winked at me and said ‘right I’m off to wind the nurses up’ and shimmied out cackling
In the queue at Starbucks and this elderly lady in front of me ordered her coffee and the guy went ‘that’s £4.95 please’. She took a little gasp, opened her purse and muttered ‘f*cking tories’ 💀
I'm 30 next year and have never been in a relationship. So, if you see me in a few years pushing a pram around tesco filled with cats, mind your business.
I’m sat in a vegan coffee shop and the guy next to me whipped out a packet of crisps from his bag and the barista darted over screaming ‘NO they contain milk powder! Back in the bag!’ I’m crying
This lady sadly lost her dog a couple of years ago, who meant the world to her. Her son commissioned me to draw him and her reaction choked me up, love my job