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And the nominees for Best Picture are... #Oscars

The same tired script, every generation, from insecure, unwanted men demonstrating why women are better off without them. Men who fantasize about miserable women will never be loving men. Or loved men.

saying she’s fake to keep her safe from mankind

MISHEARING IT QUITE BADLY: it's cool that it's the year of the sex workers but you can't call them that

Apartment Dwellers on New Year's Eve (1948), by John Falter

emmy clip

In appreciation of the cinematography in Pluribus (2025)

me at the christmas dinner table knowing that i could ruin the entire evening with two words

i found an old “to-do” list in my mom’s handwriting from 2003. item #3 was “buy a new dress for myself.” it was crossed out, and underneath she wrote, “buy school shoes for little lamb.” that's me, i’m little lamb. i looked at my shelf of medals and certificates and realized they

i see my future and it’s bright

anyway here’s the most carefree deer in the world prancing along the beach at dawn 🦌

i don’t think people understand how important this music video was for the sapphic community back in 2015 so seeing it being adapted into a MOVIE 10 years later is so surreal

CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY AS THE GOAT

WFH is so great until you realise you’ve walked about 17 steps all day

Remember when disney refused to let a father honor his 4 year old son by putting spiderman on his gravestone because it didn't "preserve the innocence and magic" of the character. Guess the father should've just been a multi-billion dollar company instead

Holy shit theyre actually doing it

new year’s resolution: more lezzing out

What happens if you place the Peashooter behind the sunflower:

https://t.co/UyhALAObmM

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.