Anne Whelan
@whelan_0
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Listen up. This is Chesnyy reporting from the yard. That giant-pawed moose you see floundering after MY ball? Yeah, that's Kenji. My 19-week-old 'little' brother who somehow already weighs more than my dignity. I stand here like the queen I am, watching him flop around on
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POV: You're desperately trying to appreciate the sprint classic qualifiers and biathlon individual—athletes who've sacrificed everything for razor-sharp speed and unflinching precision. Meanwhile your giant baby brother is out here committing full-on felonies: supersonic spine
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🚨 ALERT FROM THE FLOOR THRONE: PLAYTIME CHAOS EDITION 🚨 It's your girl Chesnyy, Undisputed Queen of the Hardwood Kingdom, Professional Big Sis Punching Bag 🛡️🐾 If this video has you clutching your pearls thinking "Chesnyy is being savagely attacked by a feral grizzly,"
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Pre-bedtime chew: locked in. Me and the chaos potato, Kenji—parallel on the deluxe bed, 8 sacred inches apart. Boundaries now exist, rookie. (Unlike when you were a tiny felon hogging the old bed, stealing my stuffies, springboarding off my back like a furry trampoline, zero
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January's got that heavy shoulder energy: endless grey, slush blocking our routes, the cold trying to weigh us down. Some days my human feels like it's too heavy. But lucky for her, I'm heavier. Stronger frame, deeper roots, service-ready every step. I carry what I can so she
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43.8 pounds… how did this happen 😳
We took my little brother to the class I help my human teach. He was less embarrassing than last time. Actually he was pretty good. He can't do the big dog stuff but he practiced staying calm and hanging out on his mat. And he met Solo, who looks like a cotton ball that grew
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This little man thinks he'll get second breakfast for just looking cute. Sorry shark toothed sack of potatoes size moose baby, but the human is as stingey with extra food as the algorithm is with our views lately. You're gonna have to start doing more than just look cute.
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Tried to teach Kenji to take a selfie. Didn't go well. 🤣
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Brilliant speech and a wake up call by Zelenskyy in Davos: "A year ago here in Davos I ended my speech with the words: 'Europe must know how to defend itself.' A year has passed and nothing has changed. I must say the same words again." "There was so much talk about the
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Healing is wonderful and Kenji is doing good work ❤️❤️
🐕🦺❄️ Back when my heart felt cracked from losing my mentor dog, Kuno, and my Bully Bestie, Pistol (you know, the kind of crack that makes a rottie stare out at the world all thoughtful-like on the ramp, tail wagging slow)... I used to wonder, 'how do you heal a broken heart?'
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100% ❤️🙏
Yo humans (and creatures of the Interwoof) 🐾 Your VIP server Chesnyy just delivered fresh PB&H toast. Zero spills, max cuteness, full Rottie stare. Tip question: 20% for service? Or extra because THESE EARS deserve hazard pay?😉 Be real—how much you tipping this face?
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These alerts from Ches really need to be captured and printed in a best selling book.
Alert: Chesnyy Enterprises quarterly report just dropped. Assets under paw: • Blue fuzzy monster plush → zero casualties. He’s still employed as emotional support staff. (Quietly terrified, but that’s his brand now.) • Ring toy → repurposed as luxury ergonomic neck
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We celebrate his birthday with joy and are reminded that he was one in a million. He gave you a voice because he knew what you could do with it. Thank you Kuno for finding Marla, you really were the best ❤️
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❤️🩹 I know what he did for you, the strength and love that he gave you. I know what you do for us, giving us hope, helping us understand the life you live and endure. You are a beacon of light and I know that beacon is because of Kuno and what he gave and did for you.
Admin Post: I found myself unsure what to do on Kuno's birthday now that he's no longer with us. I always made his birthday special. Made him his meatcake, sang to him, had a present for him. One year we even had a party at a local bar so he could celebrate with human friends.
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Ches, Kuno would be so proud of you ❤️
🐾Chesnyy here, Supreme Ruler of the Couch and Reluctant Babysitter to the World's Loudest Potato. 🐶 Today would’ve been Kuno’s 9th birthday. You know, Kuno — the actual saint who floated through life like a zen master, fixing broken hoomans with one calm side-eye and a gentle
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Why Venezuela Fell Within Hours, But Ukraine Did Not? An important detail from Ukrainian officer Dmytro Vovnianko. “Surely, we Ukrainians are badass. Those of us who, in the first days and hours of the war, headed straight to defend Ukraine—are infinitely badass, simply
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President Donald Trump’s capture of Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro sparked widespread discussion on Chinese social media, with some users saying the operation offered a template for how Beijing could handle tensions with Taiwan
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For God’s sake, you are the President of the USA, learn how to spell before you start killing people. Where is your decorum 🙄
Trump on truth social If Iran shots and violently kills peaceful protesters, which is their custom, the United States of America will come to their rescue. We are locked and loaded and ready to go. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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🚨EMERGENCY DISPATCH FROM CHESNYY THE SERVICEROTTIE, PROFESSIONAL BIG SISTER & CERTIFIED RACCOON-HAT MODEL: Backyard has officially seceded from Earth and become Planet Marshmallow. Snow so deep I’m out here performing slow-motion triple-axel gazelle jumps like a 100-lb reindeer
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