A lot of you know I was @Wyefarm for many years until some lawyers got all upset about me miming in a tractor cab to #combinekaraoke & got me permanently suspended. Well, they finally gave me my account back so I'm going to go back over there if you'd like to join me!

For Sale: Amazon UF1801 (2014), 1800L, 24 metres, 9 Section auto shutoff, triple nozzle bodies, ISOBUS with Amatron 4 screen, never applied liquid fert, 12 Month NSTS. Never raced or rallied, ours from new. £22k (retweets appreciated TIA)

Niche farming request: A chicken knocked my Amapad (@topconag X30) off the workbench & smashed the glass. It's the MK I with the writing on the glass not plastic & they don't make it anymore. Anyone got a dead one lying around?! Still works, but high risk on the fingers! 1/2

Just a little flight over the lower 1/3 of the farm this afternoon. I estimate we're currently storing ~776,996m³/tonnes of water on our little patch alone! It's a biggy this one & there's a fair bit more water to come down yet! #flood

International farming law dictates that it's not a proper clear out until a telehandler bucket is involved. #Christmas

I'll keep this account running, after all it makes a lot more sense as it is the farm name. But I do not have the mental capacity to run two twitter accounts so if you don't already, follow @Wyefarm for all the terrible dad jokes & below average attempts at farming. 👍🏻

I'm going to have to change my Bio & delete every #combinekaraoke tweet but I'm back!

Elon has given me my old account back! @Wyefarm 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Absolute belter of a morning in the shire. Bertha & Shepherd's View basking in the frosty sunshine. Fancy a winter break, they're fully heated throughout. Check them out here: https://t.co/8HAa5MvofM

This World Cup is nuts! #WorldCup #NEDARG

Wow, what a day. A trip to the Palace to say goodbye to our old boss & hello to the new one. Loved meeting tenants from all over the South UK, The Duchy family is something quite special & great deal of that is due to the leadership shown by The King over the last 50 years.

Had a great chat with these guys. Still making mistakes daily, it's half the fun.

Introducing the "Wife's out for supper" starter pack for overgrown manchildren:

We've not done a whole heap different. The introduction of the Mzuri after years of Plough & Combi & prior to that 40yrs of 🥔 has helped. Chopped some more straw, used FYM better & got braver with cover crops. It's a steady old journey but it's progress.

We started low. Average OM in 2014 was 2.63% (Range 1.7-4.4%) 2022 it's 3.12% (Range 1.8-5%) The range of change has been -0.3%😳 to +1.2%🤔 so I think there's likely an amount of sampling error as well. On the whole they have definitely moved in the right direction.

Our soil type is predominantly sand & the organic matter content is low. 8 years ago we decided to try and improve them. This year we resampled & on average our OMs have increased by 0.5%. This might not sound like a lot but it's a step in the right direction. #WorldSoilDay

Annual foray into baking complete. NGL I am not a baker, far too precise & detailed for me!

Five words you never want to hear from your toddler on a Sunday morning: "Daddy, I've made a mess"

"The Dairy" gets a glow up! 50 years worth of rubbish, dust & general detritis out. As always with doing up any room in this beautiful old money pit of a farmhouse it's taken a considerable amount more time & money than we would have liked, let's hope it lasts another 50 years!

Sure it's not as important as the Six Nations, but there's nothing quite like beating Wales in a sporting event. #WALENG