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Qatar vs Ecuador rare case where teams could reasonably negotiate trade of Qs for Cs
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If I'm Callaghan I retire tonight and go out only beloved coach in usmnt history
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lose focus in this tournament and you realize you're accidentally watching undisputed with skip and shannon
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After every big win Berhalter rushes back to hotel room to check internet hoping we like him now. Sorry man, not gonna to happen. Win as much as you want. Frankly it only makes us madder
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Was hoping FIFA would pick one random small town as host to force them to figure it out
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you rarely see someone almost get in fight so quickly after doing worm
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Grant Wahl was an extraordinarily kind and generous person. I'll be forever grateful for the help he gave me. He was just a really good guy and his impact was enormous
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Gregg Berhalter being warned to stop bounce passing the ball so hard to Panama
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there's something particularly annoying about losing to a keeper wearing sweatpants
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Say what you will about Dest there aren't many players in the world capable of doing something that weird
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you should be able to counteract past yellows with extraordinary acts of kindness
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the 2022 world cup now a distant memory we can return to our true passion which is prospect spreadsheets
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Dest should go full Dest against the Netherlands. Tournament records for stepovers, rabonas, every flair category you can think of just attack, attack, attack
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England may be a small sad island but I respect them as a soccer opponent
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Fox has one more set of games to figure out how tiebreaks work and I think they're gonna nail it
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say what you will Pulisic very willing to try new dances he is not good at
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Gotta be difficult for Pulisic to go from playing really important games to now just some midweek europe thing but he's a professional
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Its vital we win the online battle against british troll accounts I propose a coordinating committee
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losing to the united states three times in a year is actually kind of an impressive achievement
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Getting really amped for this January camp think it can be our most January camp yet. No coach, no roster, fans don’t care. hell yeah lets ride
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unconventional move to get so significant a haircut mid-window but that's Reyna
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Been researching England and very annoyed to learn they were involved in our founding
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Let's do competition to see who can teach their family the most made-up soccer rule
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was not expecting to learn this much about blackmail law this early in cycle
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I can’t believe we were ever mad at him. We’re sorry Sergino. You can punt as many balls into the stands as you want
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England's fundamental weakness is that they are English. That's what we should be looking to exploit
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Here are some things I think we should do better this time against El Salvador
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Leeds is in the phase where they don't know Weston McKennie should be in the box on freekicks. This is a normal part of the WM transfer process, normally takes a couple weeks
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USMNT can qualify for the World Cup by forfeiting vs Costa Rica
(via Matt Doyle via ESPNFC via Matt Doyle)
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Assistant referee going down in first minute was the sign this game was going to be special
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yes Gio Reyna has the *potential* to be the most hated soccer player in the history of Mexico but it's about going out there and getting it done
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Matt Turner picking up soccer at 16yo to World Cup starter is probably too impressive for any of us to be drawing any real inspiration from. unfortunate because it's a great story, but fact is I can't see any of us of ever doing anything close to that
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It's unfortunate because they're probably our best team ever but it looks like we're going to have to fire the players too
Yunus Musah and the USMNT squad are happy to have Gregg Berhalter back on the touchline 🇺🇸
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Marsch winning while displeasing English with alleged anti-football style is stuff of dreams
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I've seen enough. The United States has qualified for the 2022 World Cup
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Congratulations to Pulisic on orchestrating Tuchel ouster in it's entirety
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Only real negative was our ball children were getting the ball to Ghana too fast on their throwins. I understand, big lead, just a friendly, but it's about building habits and treating every rep like it's the world cup
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In retrospect it was good idea to do enough to not need result in Costa Rica
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I understand we at usmnt twitter can be pretty annoying so I just want to give you heads up the next week or so we're going to be at our most intense worst. Its just a pretty stressful time for us and not necessarily representative of who we are as people
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I’ve now heard from multiple sources that Berhalter did a behind-the-back / between-the-legs bounce pass that was not picked up by the television cameras. It’s sometimes difficult not to despair at the state of soccer coverage in this nation
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I like the kits because it will make England losing to us an even greater indignity
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I know we like to joke around about bounce passes but we really do want him to pull off a sick one in Qatar so he can't be passing up practice reps like this
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Pay close attention to Gio Reyna's body language tomorrow. If it's bad that means everything's fine and the whole ordeal is behind us
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seems increasingly likely we will go to World Cup which for anybody doesn't remember is an international soccer tournament held every four years
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I'm worried this is going to overshadow the big story I was working on about how the lion Dest was feeding in his Instagram post was actually a liger
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Wish it had been under better circumstances but glad bounce passes are now on the official record
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turns out when Berhalter does a behind the back pass and we don't win people get mad at me
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We don’t actually have to decide to play the A team or B team against Mexico because we’re just gonna be watching on tv
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Donovan is taking heat for having said Pulisic should have come to MLS, and I dont think it's fair. Donovan says erratic, wrong things all the time, and that's ok. He is our weird uncle with bad opinions who we should love and respect because he is family
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