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@waltasmustard
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18 days
Current Power Rankings: 1. Peters (5-0) 2. Mount Lebanon (3-5-2) 3. Upper Saint Clair (0-0-2) 4. Norwin (0-1) 5. Bethel Park (0-2)
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@waltasmustard
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@MoneyManziel09 @she_luv_randy @howard_economy @SBennettB13 @Hamburglar57 This was your proud ass after thinking of the burner name “Money Manziel”
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@waltasmustard
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“Point at the camera if your team was ranked #1 pre-season yet still missed playoffs” @gavin_kelly18 @Cadeoleary1 Eat ass fellas.
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@waltasmustard
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Congratulations to Colin “12” McBane on signing to play baseball at West Virginia University
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@ClaudiusPickle @SBennettB13 Gonna have to agree. @SBennettB13 100% one of the many unfunny lax goons
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@waltasmustard
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@SBennettB13 @Hamburglar57 @MoneyManziel09 @GoogMasterFlash one bitch, two bitch, three bitch, four bitch. Delete your accounts, especially you @SBennettB13 with yo unbearable ass
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@waltasmustard
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@Lebo_SS24 Joe wowzcuk is also single! One lucky girl (preferably blonde and from out of the district) will get to talk to Joe at the tailgate! Please dm @JoeWowczuk if interested
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@USCSST Enjoy the L tauch, make sure U don’t touch anyone inappropriately tonight #stayaway
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@USCHSBasketball Tanner O’grady? The tanner O’grady that got sent home by the blue devils his senior year? The tanner O’grady from the pre-historic days? I pray for those children. #ancientogrady
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@waltasmustard
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As the clock ticks to zero, mount Lebanon celebrates their 2nd win against peters township. Tough matchup that came down to the gritty
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@Lebo_SS24 Is the vanimal tournament eligible due to the recent accusations and ongoing investigation??
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We know who is behind Vance Worley. We will leak the information in return for 3 Mrs. C maple syrup foot jobs
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@Blankthetank25 @Shaler_Baseball @Shalerathletics @ShalerArea @TribLiveHSSN @Big56Conference @BenYeckel_2026 @PGSportsNow Jason Blank Birth Certificate should be your username because that’s what you gave miguel in order for him to be an “18 year old”
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@waltasmustard
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@sanduskysurviva does your pussy hurt buddy? Keep bitchin
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@sanduskysurviva @Lebo_SS24 @DevinBushsACL @therealtyson88 @DBINGOEOSU @coach_bumblebee Surprised you’re responding to me instead of posting about Pitts sorry ass football team
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@waltasmustard
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@USCSST “Prime time matchup” doesn’t exactly fit the description for a team that Nick manko pitches for
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Heard there is a new sickness going around that causes vaginas to ache very badly. For answers to any questions you may have, DM @sanduskysurviva , he will lyk
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@JohnRussellArmy You know what, I will fuck Eleanor.
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@wpialsportsnews Hell of a season in basketball. Almost averaged 4 points a game 😂
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@asamoatechftbl @Lebo_SS24 Me after I found out Nick manko was going to waynesburg and he’s pitching tonight
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@IcyVert Idk about NBA players but I sure hope they could beat my dick
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Mysterious Mustard heater is really challenging @AB84 ’s run ong
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@Blankthetank25 @Shaler_Baseball @Shalerathletics @ShalerArea @Big56Conference @BenYeckel_2026 @PGSportsNow Brian guess what? I took a trip to I Roster Men To Play With Boys And I’m Super Gay Town and you were the mayor
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@waltasmustard
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@SBennettB13 your a fucking dweeb
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@GoogMasterFlash @hannahk_2019 @OpenedCreation U need to get a fuckin life 😭 grown ass man spending 75% of his life tweeting constantly and complaining on Twitter about a sports team 🤣 to make it even worse u argue with people about high school sports. Ur a fucking joke buddy
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Me and the boys hate James Casillo
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@wonkyslusshh Tony you got my vote this round but you are officially a tier 1 f @g
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You got a small ass dick if ur not voting for @wonkyslusshh but fallony ur still a tier 1 f @g #fuckstatepenn
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@SBennettB13 after saying saying “big dogs”
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@WestmorelandSN Hey, but atleast they won their super bowl against lebo😂😂😂
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@LegionHoops Cade definitely last first of all. Then I think Zion might be a lil overrated he has a lot of mass too so it prolly looks smaller than it is. Paolo a respectable third place. Ant definitely packin but it’s hard to bet against Wemby, I bet ant got better stroke game though.
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@joelspubes Didn’t know the cereal professor was on Twitter 🤨 goofy
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@DBINGOEOSU Gonna have to agree… I say we have all four contestants send their dick pics in and let their Johnson’s do the talking. #ijustwanttoseetheirpenisesbecauseiamahornylittlefuck
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@sanduskysurviva @therealtyson88 @howard_economy Better question: do u ever shut the fuck up?
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@B_Bliss_ @PBRPennsylvania @ShooterHunt @prepbaseball @DanCevette @PBR_NY_Carrier @T_Wills1 @ocker_n Sources are now confirming Cade O’Leary shit himself after “Big Country” took him for a country style trot around the bases: Cade went on to have the infinite poop glitch, forcing him to lodge an XL butt-plug up his ass in order to take the bump for yet another rough inning
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@waltasmustard
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@Lebo_SS24 All these old heads whining is making my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Pine Richland has entered the league. They will play their first matchup on Saturday night against current 2 seed Mount Lebanon.
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@crispyybacon32 This is getting bad. Hang ‘em up kid. Let the big boys tweet
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@she_luv_randy Free three points
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@WPIAL_Insider Ben McAuley.
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@joelspubes I got a few people in mind #substituteteacher
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@Lebo_SS24 I know who he is. DM me if ur willing to pay 50 bucks to find out who.
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@sanduskysurviva @Meatsauce26_ @theVanimal47 Another banger from this random account
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@Meatsauce26_ Gonna have to disagree. Surprise creampie gives me the same rush as Christmas morning.
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@howard_economy Fuck man. Shootas shoot. Always. We’ll take this and learn from it.
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@Lebo_SS24 I will not be voting because There isn’t an option for choosing both burners. @Hamburglar57 @SBennettB13 😹😹
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@Blankthetank25 @Shaler_Baseball @Shalerathletics @ShalerArea @TribLiveHSSN @Big56Conference @BenYeckel_2026 @PGSportsNow Speaking of double digits, hugas’s son turned 10 last week, officially making him 1/3 of Miguel’s age.
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@USCSST This is exactly what I expect from you guys. Took time out of your day to make the corniest video I’ve ever seen. I feel bad for anyone that had to watch this shit😭
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@lebosporks2024 Could’ve been a generational talent. What a shame 🤦‍♂️
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@MtLebanonSports Mike Gullo YOU 🫵 are a 2024 WPIAL Champ
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@Devilsbaseball1 12 really popped 93 less than 24 hours ago and is already hitting he weights again. Jesus this kids a monster
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@tightslut_123 @caleb_weidman Susan off to a hot start Jesus
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@she_luv_randy @howard_economy @SBennettB13 My bad randy. I respect you even tho ur a grade A piece of fucking hell
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@RLindstrom33 This kid fucking sucks at sports
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@usc643boosters You do know peters is undefeated ? @theVanimal46
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@HoopMixOnly Oubre might impregnate all four of them tho 😂😂😂
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@MoneyManziel09 I respect that ur openly gay and don’t hide behind a closet of lies. Good for you
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@Lebo_SS24 @GianniDisora This guy is so fuckin creepy. Always tryna creep on girls. Stay away #averageUSCbitch
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@USCSST How this shit go touchy 😭😭
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@Hamburglar57 @sanduskysurviva I love how we could tell u were a lax player just cuz of how unfunny u are
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@howard_economy Don’t get me started
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@USCSST 10th….
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@sire_longbottom Peter u on some dick rn no diddy tho
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@sanduskysurviva @Lebo_SS24 This the type of guy to live in an all white house 😭
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@Hamburglar57 @sanduskysurviva Buddy u made ur account this month pipe down 😹
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Duke v Houston is some fucking prison ball, bunch a brothas damn near raping each other. Better chance to hear a gunshot than a fucking whistle
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Our propaganda campaign against @sanduskysurviva is about to save lives
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@DavidShields643 @NolanSmith1120 “Maybe my hands got fatter”
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@DamonGall6 @DevinBushsACL This is awesome, Damon!
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@Hamburglar57 @SBennettB13 You continue to make me not laugh
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@PBRPennsylvania Wow. Sucks that this kids gotta play for PCC Baseball😭😭😭 heard they are extending their regular season tho so they can keep playing whenever all the other teams are in yoffs!!!🤣🤣🤣
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@THEBPSTUDENTSEC @USCSST You know your school is getting irrelevant when ur flexing wrestling on your Twitter page 😭
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Peters getting 10 run ruled? Why can’t we even get within 20 runs with them?☹️
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@GoogMasterFlash @Lebo_SS24 @USCSST Topography 🤓🤓🤓 buddy it’s a hoops game tf you saying😭 thanks for educating me tho Fr 😂😂
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@SBennettB13 @sanduskysurviva @Hamburglar57 @theVanimal46 Buddy ur actually a sick lax player 🤟🤟🤟 sit down buddy
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@USCSST Holzer could never😭😭
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@JohnRussellArmy @howard_economy Is there a form i have to fill out? Some sort of raffle? Is it some sort of an electronic website I have to visit?
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@Lebo_SS24 Hopefully USCs coach likes players who skate around and don’t do anything cuz if so he’ll see the ice a lot
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@Bug47975433265 @theVanimal46 Hey bug, Mustard here- I would be absolutely ecstatic if you killed yourself.
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@Lebo_SS24 Did we really expect anything more?
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@usc643boosters Cancun seems nice this time of year. Enjoy it
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@MoneyManziel09 @howard_economy @SBennettB13 @she_luv_randy @Hamburglar57 Bro had to redo his tweet. My god this “burner” is poverty
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