Has anyone’s @USPS Priority Mail Express actually ever arrived on time in one day? I’m on a horrific streak right now.

Never call Wemby soft again HE'S A MF DAWG

For the second straight year, Stephen Vogt of the @CleGuardians is the AL Manager of the Year Award!

Hey everyone. Bio season has slowed down considerably and I could really use some work in the interim. I’m available for copywriting, editorial, editing, consultation and marketing strategy. I’m very interested in helping with year end lists so if you need a pen who’s done it all

Nick Kurtz is the American League Rookie of the Year!

Can McDonalds figure it out one time..

SO Inf Harry Carr (@DelawareBASE); 6-1 175 lbs The #Butler transfer looks to be an impactful bat for the #BlueHens ✔️ Carr turns on this 90 mph inside heater for a double to the RCF gap. 38 hits in 39 starts a year ago📈 @harrycarr39 | @PrepBaseballPA

All TWELVE of Trey Yesavage's strikeouts tonight 👀

https://t.co/fEamz8ew4L what a journey!

Live Up To My Name #WANTITALL

SO RHP Jonah Richardson (@DelawareBASE); 6-0 215 lbs FB: 91-93 T94💥 SL: 81-83 (2500+) CT: 86 Another standout arm for the #BlueHens. Very tough matchup for RHH. Flashed an arsenal of high-level pitches. Will be a go-to guy📈 @JRBSBL | @DSeifertD1PBR

I guess this is D3 Baseball these days, or at least you’re seeing more of it. 92-94 T95 mph out of Ithaca, Jack Picozzi Keep an eye out for this rising arm. He’s only getting better. @FlatgroundApp

Quinshon Judkins 46-yard TD! MIAvsCLE on CBS/Paramount+ https://t.co/HkKw7uXVnt

Lonzo Ball 9-4-9-3b (3/5 FG) in 20 MP

We’re on the 3 yard line and JEROME FORD is in. Cmon

The Browns have the worst offense in the league. Makes sense when you sit your best player on the sideline for 50% of the snaps. When Judkins enters the game, they know you’re running or giving him the ball, lol.

44 tackles in 5 games to start his NFL career…Carson Schwesinger is a beast. That’s a 17-game pace of 150 tackles 👀 The NFL record for most tackles as a rookie is Patrick Willis with 136 for the 49ers in 2007.

Why is Quinshon Judkins on the sidelines??

Cleveland might be the loudest stadium in Major League Baseball

A ROCCTOBER TO REMEMBER! #GuardsBall | #GuardiWWins