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If it's not going to matter in 5yrs, Don't spend more than 5mins thinking about it! Head mixologist @liquidsbyzen, Hospitality Bar Consultant, Freelance Muse.
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined August 2010
Hosted my first solo masterclass last week sunday and Im super grateful to everyone that showed up for me. Special thanks to my drinks partners @drinksbuddies @swinjWilliam
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Tinubu made you poor Tinubu is sharing food for you to vote him You are thanking Tinubu and promising to vote him Nigerians stress me out
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Fewer than 5,000 politicians are holding over 200 million people hostage. No level of online outrage will ever replace the power of real mass mobilization and coordinated protest.
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i don't care how much clout you got, everybody regular asf to me 🤣
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You think your dreams are too big, until you surround yourself with people who are living them every day.
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Na today! I lived through Buhari days boys I will see through Tinubu days boys too I remain a constant Data boys come and go! Most Buhari Data boys have retired I will hold any government accountable! That’s the standard Cry harder, I will always give you something to
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Campaign T-shirts and caps can reach every one of you, but electricity cannot reach your houses. On that mandate you shall collapse! Proper idiots!
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The most dangerous thing about elections? Not rigging. It’s low expectations. If citizens expect very little, leaders don’t need to do much.
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Always make a conscious effort to never speak negatively about yourself even as a joke.
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Whoever came up with the Proverb “Silence is the best answer for a Fool” Actually ate!! Ps: we need an emoji for *clock it
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Nigerian Boys need mentors outside money They look up to nothing but money these days Understandable because we’re in a poor moneycentric country Zero morals these days They all just uncouth
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This electricity issue in Nigeria is so deliberate. These our leaders can fix it or get smarter people who can fix it in a year if they wanted to, it’s not rocket science or time travel. They are just deliberately wicked to Nigerians.
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You can’t defend this Tinubu govt without sounding like an idiot.
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Sharia wey no Dey ever catch rich man or politician na fraud.
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This country has a tendency to turn you into an angry, cynical person, but you have to ensure that doesn’t happen. Please, keep your light and whimsy ♥️
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Have you noticed? Government officials talk to citizens like we’re children. And we laugh and move on. In other countries, disrespect causes outrage. Here, it’s pure entertainment.
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Everyone agreed Johnathan has failed since he couldn’t secure the lives of Nigerians Why then are we still seeing chant of “Tinubu is a great leader” when the insecurity under him is worse than that of Johnathan??
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