Sebastian “Sexy Make-a-Wish Boy” Jack 🫀🎴
@void_apparatus
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Un-killable train wreck. I write stuff. Bisexual, bilateral AK amputee, he/him. 32. Author of Electric Blue.
Your dad's house lol
Joined June 2021
It’s here, and I hope you like it. It’s so surreal to see Cael, MY CAEL, who only exists because I imagined him, on the cover of a physical book I’m holding in my hand. Thank you @so_improbable, thank you @AtlinMerrick
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Guys I actually did a lot of good writing today. This means I can have a beer and play Death Stranding.
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Bad Bunny’s halftime show featured a straight marriage, blue collar workers, and praised Jesus, all while showcasing a rarely celebrated territory of America. Conservatives should’ve loved it, but are blinded by their racism. Quit whining.
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If big Kirk had drip instead of that fuck ass haircut he’d still be alive
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“He’s been waiting for this moment his whole life!”
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Average day at work for local operating room coordinator Sebastian “Sexy Make-a-Wish Boy” Jack
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Throbbing Gristle
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THIS MARRIAGE IS A FUCKING PRISON
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I’m having a serious issue with this dude because he looks SO MUCH like one of my exes that my MOTHER called me to talk about how she can’t unsee it. Unfortunately, Andrew has NOT, to my knowledge, died of drinking wildfire. So.
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My second-in-command is on a medical LOA for 3+ weeks starting today, which means I get to do 50-60 hour work weeks until she’s back. If someone would like to perhaps END MY LIFE I’d appreciate it.
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Oh you hate ICE? Remember that when you’re being mugged by an MS-13 gang member and you need 10 5’4 dumbasses to beat up a totally unrelated 65 year old cleaning lady on the way to her job.
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Me with my fuckass dysthymia and actual, diagnosed-and-treated, NOT TikTok-related PTSD.
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Pretending to be asleep so Daddy carries him in from the car
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