ordered a small smoothie but didn’t realize it would be THIS TINY, manhattan is criminal

Her writing is ok but her tantrums on twitter and instagram are breathtaking

https://t.co/AiB1I4291J

they told me i would hear back mid-last week :) and today someone else from the team messaged me on linkedin telling me to apply to the job :) and i said uh i already had my final interview, when will i hear back? :) then got this :)

hahahahhahahahahahahahahha 6 interviews later and got this rejection email :)

Please don’t ask me if I ever think about you I have OCD and you don’t want to know

back in the day i applied to work there a million times and even tho i no longer work in the arts i feel so lucky to watch !!!

Make Industry about Harper Stern again

saw khruangbin play a live set for KCRW and omg david lynch drew this for the station in 2015! :’)

i'm assigned dessert (obviously) which means caramelized honey pumpkin pie but then hm what else... something with apples? or something cranberry? and i'm also assigned stuffing and have never made it before in my life. perhaps a sourdough stuffing?

ok maybe i should start figuring out what i’m cooking for thanksgiving.

these are the only kinds of posts i wanna see

does anyone know what this means? i also unfortunately have awful facial recognition but there were def influencers/models in the class

i thought i was dying and cult leader kept yelling things like “HOLIDAYS ARE NOT FOR ANIMALS, HOLIDAYS ARE FOR HUMANS”

welp. day 2 of yoga in LA and i accidentally signed up for a hot yoga class without realizing it was hot yoga and also without realizing it was a cult. i’ve never sweat more in my life and people are currently showering outside and jumping into a cold plunge.

@hbo should let me write season 2 of i love LA. i don’t live here anymore but at least i’m actually from here. INQUIRE WITHIN.

it was a flash stick n poke piece so i literally just chose it the day i got it! artist is @ goldyninks on IG they’re now based in minneapolis

yayyyy now we’re going to karaoke don’t worry

forgot i ate a gummy and was wondering why the existential thoughts hit in the middle of dinner. and got freaked out that it was 7:30 pm and not midnight

i’m suuuuch a passenger princess at korean bbq

and my parking meter was broken! free parking