Im the type of lesbian that has a small crush on every transfem lesbian i know

she/it but like in the same way you'd refer to a ship or a tank or any weapon really

i will NOT get my DRIVERS LICENSE it goes against ALL I STAND FOR because the road is SCARY and i love supporting PUBLIC TRANSPORT

seitdem ich ausgezogen bin habe ich gernt: - heizungs thermostatet sind billiger als man denkt - parmesan ist ein luxusgut

Buy me the lesbian monster pack

i don’t want to go back to work tomorrow. i was born to do nothing

“butchfemme is heteronormative!” do you really think a man could do half the things a butch does for their femme???

We shouldn’t have resumed work this week. It honestly served nobody. We should have all just chilled and started next week.

In order to cook after work you really have to not sit down

Refreshing! This Eldest Daughter Is Actually Kind of Useless: https://t.co/fA0vBjakpt

https://t.co/Rew0Kk8mhU

the chicks are maybe the stupidest looking things in the game, my stupid cube children which i love 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

how it feels to be a primary lover when your gf likes beige

pho with a butch who’s obsessed with me ! pho with a butch who’s obsessed with me !

the dish I made a big batch of to eat for the next few days turned out shit

do any other lesbians feel like they’re not really regarded as a type of woman like other women are but instead you’re like a secret third thing that’s only seen as a woman when it’s convenient

Liberals: “My Venezuelan friend is celebrating right now!” Their Venezuelan friend:

man sieht aus nem Grund die Leute feiern die nicht bombardiert wurden und wegen maduro eh schon aus dem land waren

https://t.co/XoYOopS3qz

“I am reading six books at once, the only way of reading; since, as you will agree, one book is only a single unaccompanied note, and to get the full sound, one needs ten others at the same time.” —Virginia Woolf, from The Letters of Virginia Woolf

Turned my gf into daniella klette. Pls help