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I took the LONGEST pee in my dream and when I woke up I saw I DID NOT pee the bed in real life
MASSIVE W to start the day
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you cannot possibly begin to imagine the sheer amount of power i possess
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hot diggity dog 🌭!! three years with the swellest gal this side of the pacific !!! 🍰💫🌏
happy anniversary to my dear darling kale!! 💙
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belated happy halloween 🎃 (ft. cicadas)
p.s. pls watch “Over the Garden Wall” if you haven’t yet
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I hated “How to Train Your Dragon 2” when it first came out bc all the girls in my class had a crush on Hiccup, but no one had a crush on me 😔
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Good thing I’m so charming 😎
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What if we both studied and held hands at the University of the Philippines Diliman College of Science Library 😳 💖
@KALECAPITAL
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My live reaction to my girlfriend sending me these beautiful photos for the first time 😍🥰
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Watching the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video as a couple 🥰💖
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Just attended First Friday mass where the priest was saying that the root words for "follow" were "allow" and "low" because to follow Jesus we need to allow him inside and stay low and humble??
My father in Christ that is not how words or etymology works...
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I killed the first guy in Elden Ring even though you’re not supposed to cause he’s really HARD, but also I’m really COOL so I beat him anyway!!! 💪😎🔥💯
(ALSO that was me singing for BOTH the opening and end credits, pretty good right?)
#EldenRing
#epicgamermoments
#imsocool
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I oppen her heimer till she barbie
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This is the worst I’ve ever done in a sem gradeswise, BUT it is also the first sem I’ve had since my freshie year that I don’t have a single INC
And I’m really proud of myself for that :))
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happy valentine’s day my dear darling mei
this is how I asked
@ME1KALE
to be my valentine
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I pull up with the Colgate Minions dental hygeine products wyd?
(thanks for buying this for me mom, love u mom)
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Ya boy went foraging for the first time in mycology (fungus) class and brought back this haul 😎🍄
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Do you prefer being the Top, the Bottom, or the Holy Spirit? Amen.
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the fish hasn’t been unlocked yet
This fish is so black that it's hard to photograph! Amazingly, this is the best picture I have of it, but you can't quite see the eye. Centropyge nox, the Midnight Angelfish.
#BlackFishFriday
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I’m the corniest most cheesy boyfriend in the world I swear and I am PROUD OF THAT. Here is the full diorama with the frog fountain, tree, and multiple hair pieces bc I know
@KALECAPITAL
dyes their hair lots.
yall i-
my boyfriend made me a bunch of chicken sandwiches and made me a lego jewelry box with us on it for my bday 😭 (some people alr ate some of my sammiches and the other decor on the box got removed in transit because of reasons 😭)
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I don't do a lot of visual art stuffs, but I made this for one of my bio classes and I'm really proud of it :))
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ilovemygirlfriend😈 ilovemygirlfriend😈 ilovemygirlfriend😈 ilovemygirlfriend😈 ilovemygirlfriend😈 ilovemygirlfriend😈 ilovemygirlfriend😈 ilovemygirlfriend😈 ilovemygirlfriend😈 ilovemygirlfriend😈 ilovemygirlfriend😈 ilovemygirlfriend😈 ilovemygirlfriend😈 ilovemygirlfriend😈
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I love my girlfriend a lot!
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I am DONE with Elden Ring, now it’s time for a REAL MAN’S GAME
#LEGOStarWarsGame
#LegoStarWarsTheSkywalkerSaga
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Couldn’t sleep so I wrote this lil’ diddy
Dedicated to the party people who have trouble committing but fall head over heels for the right person
Obligatory
@KALECAPITAL
tag because I will not write love songs for anyone else
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What if all the characters in Genshin were apes and it was called “Genshin Chimpact” instead haha (I don’t play the game)
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I've gotten faster times before but this is my first ever time as the
#1
on the hourly world TypeRacer leaderboard!!
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lifestyle guru who reads 63 books a month: "you know you can read faster if you stop reading it aloud in your head"
umm no?? how am I supposed to do the voices???
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I feel like I'm perpetually trying to catch up with my life like an anime character late for class
...and brother, the toast is about to fall out of my mouth.
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merry roachmas 🎄🪳
(the original caption was supposed to be “merry cockmas” but that’s different, I think)
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I am not done with this modified LE (due yesterday) nor do I know when I will be done. But hey I finished Bio 11 yesterday (backlog from last year 2nd sem) and I think that’s pretty neat.
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LOVE YOU KALE BLESSING OF HATHOR 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑
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@RamDaBamHam
Ram I just woke up from a dream where you saw me naked in my car cause I was still trying to put my clothes on.
You did not mind though, you just said hello with a smile. Thank you for being understanding.
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I tried adjusting my showerhead and took the whole thing off accidentally oops haha
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I hope I never get stabbed bc I am 100% pulling that knife out on accident thinking “hehe cool free knife”
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can there be a course for how much you love your friends, I'd get such good grades I promise
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“i want coffee”
*orders smores chocolate sugar explosion tiramisu mocha frappucino*
“this doesn’t taste like coffee”
i am my own worst enemy
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wahoo yipee yipee new wall paper
so obsessed with this bunny clip and hat i bought in baguio omfg..
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chicken caesar wrap from blessed bhieatery is very yummy
thank you
@theblessedbhie
(i ate it already, i forgot to take a picture before eating it)
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sometimes once in a while I will lick a Nintendo Switch catridge, just to remember
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I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY
this subject is so fucking cool
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that’s FUCKED UP (cool and good)
Rapid color changes in marlins may prevent the predators from impaling one another during group attacks.
Learn more:
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If Jon can learn to forgive Garfield, we can learn to forgive ourselves.
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me usually: I’m not sure about the factual nature of astrology without empirical evidence 🤨🤨🤨
me reading this:
@ME1KALE
is my forever wife 🥰🥰🥰
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I remember a moment in Grade 2 where I kicked my crush so hard in the stomach she cried.
I was trying to rizz her up in the bounce house by showing her I could do a front flip.
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long lines create long men
long men create short lines
short lines create short men
short men create long lines
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iced tea in a bowl iced tea in a bowl iced tea in a bowl iced tea in a bowl iced tea in a bowl iced tea in a bowl iced tea in a bowl iced tea in a bowl iced tea in a bowl iced tea in a bowl iced tea in a bowl iced tea in a bowl iced tea in a bowl iced tea in a bowl
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@alystahp_
You should do the free reading but make it wrong on purpose and also call them worstie >:))
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being a girl is so hard
kale packing to stay at my house: skincare, haircare, clothes, makeup, bra, panties,
me packing to stay at kale’s house:
undrewear
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@samiesamsam_99
I never interacted with the Hunger Games franchise so whenever I read “Peeta” it’s Lois from Family Guy saying Peter in her voice
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“Friday I’m In Love” by The Cure is one of my favorite songs, but it’s so hard to listen to because I feel I am violating a universal obligation if I listen to it on any day BUT Friday.
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OH MY GOD Sonic The Hedgehog 2 is unironically a 10/10 film in my book, it is SO GOOD and I had so much fun
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I am going to pass out
So excited to announce my very first little Asia + Australia headline tour! Tickets will go on sale this Friday at 10am local time 🤍
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Stain on my pants looked like a T-tetromino (the 2nd best one)
Pretty sick.
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how does this fuck ass king keep getting himself into these precarious scenarios!!!
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