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Train journeys are good fun. One passenger with spent an hour discussing someone's new fiancée not showing up somewhere. Another one is doing an online tutorial on (a+b)². Someone wants to know who said what to who & when. 2 grannies upset that their grandsons are still single.

RT @LibertyCappy: This is why you should always lift

I've been spending the day at my folks' place as dad's a bit under the weather. As soon as the clock says 7pm, Appa gets on my case to leave and head home. 'It's dark. I don't want you out after dark'. I tell him I'm driving back, but no. I can be 50, but always his little girl.

@Ananth_IRAS why does irctc app hate me so much?.

Why this kolaveri

Traffic's at a standstill though the light is green .Why? Another light 40 mts ahead is red .Kid#1: Thats Schrodinger's signal I guess.Me: ??.Kid#1: you can go or not go. You won't know whether you're wrong or not until a cop catches you. @ArunKrishnan_.

And maybe some apple π to go with it

And I know that this message worked because are annoyed and called it cringe and second hand embarrassment.

🌍💖👑 So many emojis, so little time! 😜🚀🌟🔥🎁🎉.

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Fly, my little baby. Soar high, dream big, take on the world. The world's yours to conquer. Be smart, be kind, be brave, stand by your ethics and most importantly, be yourself. It hurts like hell to cut the apron strings.

Is she ready? She is. Am i? No. I want her under my wing to coddle and cosset forever. But I need to let her spread her wings & soar. There's a whole world out there for her to conquer. She's ready & raring to go. And I'm trying desperately hard not to start bawling my guts out.

Didn't she just learn to ride a bicycle, go to nursery, throw a massive tantrum each time she got into the school van?. When did she grow up? Suddenly there's this poised young lady standing by me, with a set of matched luggage, a tote & a backpack off to take on the world.

Wasn't it just yesterday I was singing lullabies and nursery rhymes to her? When when she took her first steps with the most unstable equilibrium? When she'd giggle her head off when I read aloud to her from Dr Seuss? Just yesterday when I taught her to eat with a spoon?.

We're staying at this absolutely serene gorgeous place. A last family vacation for the 4 of us, for a while before we drop kid#2 off to college. Try as I can, I'm so unable to enjoy this moment. She was in diapers just yesterday, wasn't she? How can she be off to college so soon?

RT @f1statsguru: Us after watching the F1 movie:.“No way this would happen in real life. A backmarker team that’s barely getting out of Q1….

Kid#2 giving us friend updates. 'BRO is going into Data Science. It's pretty much an unemployment guarantee'.

Drinking game for a Lit Fest: take a shot everytime someone says 'patriarchy'. Folks will be pickled before noon.