Daulton Varsho Enjoyer
@varshos_glove
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🇨🇦, 21, He/Him, Bi. Daulton Varsho and Michael Soroka enjoyer. Lonely Island fanboy. Molested by MLBScoops. I Love talking music #LightsUpLetsGo #LetsGoOilers
Joined February 2020
I mean maybe if it was 1910
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Man, I’ve had a lot of mixed feelings about Dangle over the years, but you gotta fucking respect this. Speaking the truth when so many reporters are bending over with excuses, flimsy nuance, and pleasantries. Stand your fucking ground.
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Jackie Bradley Jr. NAILED his first trick play 😳 @JackieBradleyJr, who was the first overall pick in the Banana Ball Player Draft, is BALLING OUT in his debut
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My phone will change "were" to "we're" when it makes absolutely no sense, yet it can't figure out what word I'm trying to type here?
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Couple possibilities here - he had a butt load of plastic surgery - he completely lost his mind - he completely lost his mind and also had a butt load of plastic surgery - he’s doing a bit and messing with people - he’s had a butt load of plastic surgery, lost his mind,
Jim Carrey goes viral over his ‘unrecognizable’ appearance with fans saying he ‘doesn’t look or sound the same.’
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@emilygwender why are y all sending money to people you don’t know on the internet in the first place
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ITS RYAN BRAUN BRO COME ON
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“Taaa-baaar-nak” Great delivery classic Tabarnak 10/10 no notes
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Fuck Elon for taking away my gifs I cant wait until he’s taken care of
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if i send you this it means i don't know wtf i'm talking about but i'm talking
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woah this dude rlly got his knives out for that glass onion
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Whole reunion Candiace was just saying think pieces she saw from Twitter. Just take the L babe. It’s a game called traitors & you got betrayed. You signed up for this.. #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors
Honestly I didn't think we would get into the accusation that Colton told Rob he was a Traitor at #TheTraitorsUS reunion. It feels like a meta moment that doesn't make the edit on a lot of reality shows
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My sincere condolences to Jack Quaid. It must suck having a pedo worshipper as a father.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREQUENTLY USED GIFS TAB!!!! NOW ITS JUST MILLENNIAL SLOP! ELON U WILL PAY!
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Addison Barger delivered a strong season for the Blue Jays in 2025, posting 2.2 fWAR w/ 21 HR & a 107 wRC+. He pairs elite bat speed w/ strong QoC results & will look to build on his productive year in hopes of being even better this season.
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I have very little knowledge but McLean Yesavage Burns Schlittler Chandler Early
Rank the following young pitches by who you would draft first given the chance: Connelly Early, Noah McClean, Bubba Chandler, Chase Burns, Trey Yesavage, Cam Schlittler
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Groundbreaking journalism they only teach you about at prestigious schools
Yoshinobu Yamamoto hoping for WBC repeat, Dodgers three-peat
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