Why ya'll feet smell like old Turkey?

Hey @Casey I know we did not have a formal contract, but I DID pay you. I hope you can see it in your heart to not make me have to call the authorities.

Hey @netflix I have unreleased Charlie Murphy footage that I would like to send to Eddie Murphy. Can you help me get in touch.

Hey @netflix please get this video to Eddie Murphy. I have unreleased footage of Charlie Murphy that I would like to send to him.

Great. Now tell it to stop being so OCD.

Let's be clear. @MrBeast saw Willy Wonka as a kid and has been reverse engineering being Willy Wonka all his life.

That I am the crazy one.

This is like what a samurai says as he looks into the sunset.

My sister in law and I would send each other more and more elaborate celebratory video when we would beat each other in words with friends - this was the culmination of that run.

I studied youtube long-form video tactics for 3 months. This is the viewer retention on the first video I made incorporating everything i have learned.

This is literally me when my favorite song comes on.

Hey @burkenstocks I have been putting @DescriptApp through its paces. This tutorial is completely done in descript in one day. It's the type of thing a brand would pay me a lot for and would take at least a week.

This is the thing on the internet that makes me laugh the hardest. consider this a gift from me to you. There is a youtube channel which is just a well edited compilation of super charismatic people reacting to tense action shows. I have cued it up to one of my favorite moments

Afternoon coffee.

Day 2 in the studio today. This is my vibe. King Seupernuts EP is coming your way.

This ad came up for me so I thought I would share it with you all with a few annotations of my thought process.

But what if they're terrible at poker?

You'll get there some day. Start out slow by telling everyone at parties that you invented stuff for no reason. Just interject a lot.

I wish I had the confidence to charge $3,000/year and forbid my customers from removing branding.