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Nothing is sacred because everything is stupid.

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Joined November 2008
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Victor
4 days
Why ya'll feet smell like old Turkey?
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Victor
13 days
Hey @Casey I know we did not have a formal contract, but I DID pay you. I hope you can see it in your heart to not make me have to call the authorities.
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Victor
1 month
Hey @netflix I have unreleased Charlie Murphy footage that I would like to send to Eddie Murphy. Can you help me get in touch.
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Victor
1 month
Hey @netflix please get this video to Eddie Murphy. I have unreleased footage of Charlie Murphy that I would like to send to him.
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Victor
2 months
Great. Now tell it to stop being so OCD.
@sama
Sam Altman
2 months
Small-but-happy win: If you tell ChatGPT not to use em-dashes in your custom instructions, it finally does what it's supposed to do!
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Victor
2 months
Let's be clear. @MrBeast saw Willy Wonka as a kid and has been reverse engineering being Willy Wonka all his life.
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Victor
3 months
That I am the crazy one.
@jason_blum
Jason Blum
3 months
What is your worst nightmare?
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Victor
3 months
This is like what a samurai says as he looks into the sunset.
@LeilaHormozi
Leila Hormozi
3 months
Reminder: It’s okay to shed old friends. Maybe they were meant for one season of your life and not the next.
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Victor
3 months
My sister in law and I would send each other more and more elaborate celebratory video when we would beat each other in words with friends - this was the culmination of that run.
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Victor
3 months
I studied youtube long-form video tactics for 3 months. This is the viewer retention on the first video I made incorporating everything i have learned.
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Victor
3 months
This is literally me when my favorite song comes on.
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Victor
3 months
Hey @burkenstocks I have been putting @DescriptApp through its paces. This tutorial is completely done in descript in one day. It's the type of thing a brand would pay me a lot for and would take at least a week.
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Victor
4 months
This is the thing on the internet that makes me laugh the hardest. consider this a gift from me to you. There is a youtube channel which is just a well edited compilation of super charismatic people reacting to tense action shows. I have cued it up to one of my favorite moments
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Victor
4 months
Afternoon coffee.
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Victor
4 months
Day 2 in the studio today. This is my vibe. King Seupernuts EP is coming your way.
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Victor
4 months
This ad came up for me so I thought I would share it with you all with a few annotations of my thought process.
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Victor
4 months
But what if they're terrible at poker?
@LeilaHormozi
Leila Hormozi
4 months
Never bet against someone who just keeps showing up no matter what happens.
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Victor
4 months
You'll get there some day. Start out slow by telling everyone at parties that you invented stuff for no reason. Just interject a lot.
@marclou
Marc Lou
4 months
I wish I had the confidence to charge $3,000/year and forbid my customers from removing branding.
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@marclou
Marc Lou
4 months
I wish I had the confidence to charge $3,000/year and forbid my customers from removing branding.
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