Vanessa Kinzey
@vanessakinzey
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Writer, Dog Obsessed, Creative, Card Carrying Geek. Unleash your inner weirdo. {We're all just stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?}
Maryland, USA
Joined March 2011
When someone says "women like you" to me, I assume they're referring to extremely powerful wizards
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I have seen some hilarious euphemisms for Trump's name over the last few days. I, personally, have been calling him the Mean Tangerine and the Melon Felon. What's the best name replacement you've seen tossed about on the interwebs? #djt #donaldtrump #donaldjtrump #notmypresident
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He turned the other cheek.
Thank you America, thank you for your support, thank you for this visit. Thank you @POTUS, Congress, and the American people. Ukraine needs just and lasting peace, and we are working exactly for that.
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Whelp. The U.S. saw its Shadow and now we get another 4 years of Winter. #USElection2024
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The best thing I've seen on this platform in a long while.
🐟 So today I found a goldfish just on the grass in my back garden. It was alive, I think, and have absolutely no idea where it came from. There’s no ponds anywhere near. So I took it inside….
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It’s enough to just say, “I make my work this way because it’s what i want to see more of in the world.” No further diagnosis or justification is necessary.
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I woke up to the name change. So, do we pronounce it Ex, Ten, or The Artist Formerly Known as Twitter? #ByeByeBluebird #SoLongAndThanksForAllTheTweets
#TwitterX #XTwitter #TwitterBird #Twitter #TwitterLogo #ElonX #X
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… when you’ve had a haircut and are desperate to shower.
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Insurance fraud at its finest.
This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention. I think I’m in love.
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Owls in the birdbath are so funny. You know they love it, but they still have to maintain their crazy high levels of paranoia 🦉 🌊
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WE ARE HIRING! Immediate openings for TWO positions in a collaborative, community-driven team! Learn more: https://t.co/rW0yI7BrED
#HoCoMD #howardcountymd #HoCoJobs #HoCoCommunity #joinourteam #nowhiring
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I edited this video for my brilliant musician friend, Jonathan Jensen. What a sweet tribute to @RandyRainbow (if I do say so myself!) https://t.co/yFa8Uqoxvo
#rainbowconnection #musicparody #creativelife
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My statement on the news that all charges have been dropped against Adnan ❤️
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Baltimore prosecutors drop charges against Adnan Syed, as last-ditch DNA tests exclude Syed - Baltimore Sun. As predicted charges dropped. #Makingamurderer
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Baltimore prosecutors on Tuesday dropped the charges against Adnan Syed, the man whose legal saga rose to international renown because of the hit podcast “Serial.”
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Are you #INTHEKNOW about proper Med & Sharps disposal? Do your part: dispose of your unwanted meds etc. at Wilde Lake Village Ctr, 10.29.22 10 - 2pm! https://t.co/juBSV17NRM
#keepinghocointheknow #hocomd #howardcountymd #drugtakebackday #medicationsafety #medicationdisposal
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Our next medication & sharps disposal event is coming up on Sat Oct 29 from 10 am - 2 pm! We have 100 medication lockboxes to give away for FREE, so be sure to come early to claim yours! https://t.co/juBSV1ppgm
#hocomd #howardcountymd #medicationstorage #medicationdisposal
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