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@vandedjan
Biofeelia
10 months
A Sit-Down w/ Tokyo >Toni: Glad to have you here, Mr. Albert Einstein >Albert: Well, yes. >T: You’ve done it again sir, ..cunty quantum physics. A remarkable discovery. >A: Well, ..sorta kinda. It’s simply fagmatics dearie. >T: Well, no… and thats all the time we have today!
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His shaky voice yeah meemaw has him gooped and gagged
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Illinois librarian holds her ground as an antimasker films himself throwing a tantrum after being asked to wear a mask.
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We know who did the worst
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2 years
Queen
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3 months
Really girl? @amyschumer
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فوفو المُتَوَحِّش
3 months
yeah.. i think i’ve had enough of this thrifting thing
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2 years
SZA as soon as she gets home
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2 years
Meg gagged her a little bit
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3 years
From this perspective they look like sims
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@vandedjan
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4 months
Getting ready. to make herstory
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webdiva lain iwakura
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getting ready. to make herstory
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10 months
I’m sorry but all the different camera angles and going at full speed is soookxnknxdkdndkn
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10 months
Elderly driver confuses pedals and speeds through car wash destroying all equipment inside 😳
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@vandedjan
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9 months
Not she thought that chair was real for a second
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@vandedjan
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Lana when they started to celebrate the chiefs win
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@vandedjan
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2 years
That van gogh painting:
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@vandedjan
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2 years
*That* netflix series has had a very detrimental effect on society because wtf
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Uh yea, excuse me 911
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@vandedjan
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She left her friend in the dust like a true final girl
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@vandedjan
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7 months
Obsessed with her
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@vandedjan
Biofeelia
2 years
She could have googled “when is the best time to visit vermont” but instead she gathered the data, reviewed the yearly reports, and tuned into every meteorologist to conclude her travel date
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Pop Crave
2 years
Caitlin Covington tells The New York Times that she monitored foliage reports for weeks before her annual fall trip to Vermont to make sure that the leaves in the area were at peak color. 🍂🍁 🔗:
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The jerry’s pizza employee after getting off the phone with greta about to send a box of pizza to andrew tate which led to the romanian police confirming he was still in the country:
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@vandedjan
Biofeelia
4 months
“Robin, what’s the 411 mama? Which diva is down in gagham city?”
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@vandedjan
Biofeelia
2 years
bitches with these gums always got a fiancé somehow
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2 years
Me when I’m criminally insane and the bus to transport me to the maximum security psychiatric hospital arrives
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1 year
Maximizing their joint slay
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@vandedjan
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2 years
She’s lived so many different lives
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@vandedjan
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11 months
I know this was his idea and got these ladies to queen out
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the padamic continues
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9 months
She’s kind of a queen
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Censored Men
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Woman has her flight cancelled and goes literally insane
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10 months
Is that a slab of skin
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iykyk the reference
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2 months
This queen
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@vandedjan
Biofeelia
5 months
History repeats itself
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10 months
Boygenius
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@vandedjan
Biofeelia
7 months
Dr. Nadja Laurie Pizdavolojich. Specializes in facelifts and lip injections. Graduated from DivaDown University, DDU. PhD in Cosmetic Science and Nursing. Trusted and admired by many.
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@vandedjan
Biofeelia
8 months
Why did she gag her for no reason like that
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@vandedjan
Biofeelia
3 years
I get her
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@vandedjan
Biofeelia
6 months
This is like one of those pictures where you can’t tell what anything is
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White ppl be having anything in they house
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5 months
Oomf got broadway as their top genre…
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@vandedjan
Biofeelia
9 months
Alex acting normal The real alex
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3 months
@homeofsexuals The iced coffee seeing itself
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1 year
So unserious 😭😭😭
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10 months
Really girl? @lanadelrey
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@S_U_Network
$age
2 months
Without googling, who is the greatest Doctor of all time?
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3 months
You are now one of my elite models
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@vandedjan
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@vandedjan
Biofeelia
26 days
This picture…
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@vandedjan
Biofeelia
1 year
Holy crap lois it’s charli xcx, arca, and ethel cain
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Biofeelia
1 year
Lois
@sophannjones
sophie jones
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Daughter is a massive fan. Taylor swift birthday cake for her 8th birthday party tomorrow.xx http://t.co/f8mmvkcK1I
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Biofeelia
10 months
This tweet is insane because like she can’t serve mug and be stuck in traffic because she has osteoporosis? 😭
@chokeobo
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i cant stand her wasnt she chronically ill five minutes ago
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2 years
She looks like she would have killed it on the swim team
@CinamonSluh
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Lana Del Rey when she was 13.
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2 months
She tries but he won’t listen
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@vandedjan
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9 months
It’s kinda refreshing to go back and listen to a song you haven’t heard in over a decade like this is soooo good
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5 months
Annoying ass community note 😭
@PopBase
Pop Base
5 months
GTA introduces Lucia, their first-ever female protagonist for GTA 6.
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5 months
She could teach her how to enjoy a salad
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3 months
Jeff bezos if he founded grindr instead of amazon
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I love Alyssa Edward’s so much.
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1 year
She always wins the idgaf war
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Patrick when people kept calling to ask if this was the krusty krab:
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6 months
FIIIIIIVVEEEEE LOBSTER BISQUESSS
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1 month
She should be at the club
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3 years
Not fictional but angel mamii
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
3 years
To celebrate the release of #HalloweenKills , which fictional character do you think could kill Michael Myers?
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There’s a human in that
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He’s just like me fr
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10 months
Meeting him in the warp pipe so he can thwomp on my super star until I blooper
@etnow
Entertainment Tonight
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Wahoo! Andrew Garfield powers up at Universal Studio Hollywood’s SUPER NINTENDO WORLD.
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She was björk coded here
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2 years
The lexi special
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ana 𖤐
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lexi howard, maddy perez and fezco deserve a special episode just like the ones rue and jules got.
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2 years
Me on the oregon trail
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How bjork makeup artist outbjorking bjork?
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6 months
This is the look you wanna stand by? this is the hill you wanna die on?
@misssthinggg
M!SS TH¡NG
6 months
no shade but this drag queen with way more followers than me bc she’s on a drag race dupe stole my design from over a year ago and is blowing up for it. maybe i’m bitter but its disheartening to see others get credit for your work, especially when they have a larger platform.
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9 months
Ethel cain vs sky ferreira fans
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2 years
Lady gaga cookie cakes
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2 years
Omg hes touching his pussy
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paul
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@DIORSVISION @letterboxd sex scenes crazy tho
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Rachel’s mom has officially joined the cast of ‘THE WHITE LOTUS’ Season 3.
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NOOOOOO
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Love her
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Jon
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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Me booting up roblox restaurant tycoon 2
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Pinkpantheress and ice spice
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Natalie portman when flyatruth starboardlady walks in
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Need him
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4 months
He’s coming over tonight. I want it to be special… should I buy ?
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Two queens stand before me
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Biofeelia
2 years
And I love her sweater
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Bebe rexha been real quiet since jamie lee got her ass in the pool
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Gru after giving a speech to the minions
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10 months
Watch out for valak girl
@TheOnlyDetox
Detox...
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Decided to let all you tweeters know how beautiful I was yesterday for friends’ wedding.
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Amy adams communicating to the heptapods in arrival:
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Atheists, is JESUS is not real then explain this?
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PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED REMAIN CALM DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE DANCE FLOOR…..
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DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS????
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1 year
This is fierce
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@J8MlE What did you call me
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@zachattacklv Pretend it says jerry’s pizza?
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Girl you were way too close to the water @jamieleecurtis
@NoContextHumans
Out of Context Human Race
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I know she’d fuck up a grimace shake
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Biofeelia
7 months
It needed a cuntier song
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@Lubby94548147 And peoples reasoning is “WELL legally you can” like you’re still weird asf for that
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