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Based memes and social commentary. Husband and father on a quest to end wokeness. 🇺🇲✝️

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11 months
You're in the meme wars already. Might as well take up your sword.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE I think the kid handled it perfectly. 🫡.
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@Rothmus On the one hand, it's a fair point. On the other hand, hook-up culture is degenerate, and you choose to take on this risk if you take home a girl you only just met that night. You should know the person you share your bed with.
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@bennyjohnson Holy sht, how much identity politics can a person pack into a single sentence?. "As a woman of color, I was so hopeful that a mixed-raced woman married to a Jewish guy could be elected president of this country.". Sorry lady, only racist sexist leftists care about these things.
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David Valiant
10 months
@Rothmus The whole monthly fee payment model is a scam that capitalizes on the human tendency to make short-sighted decisions that cost you less now, and more later. Most subscription services are a scam.
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7 months
@Alphafox78 The guy is wrong about the physics. Torque is a function of the distance of the perpendicular force from the axis of rotation. That is to say, the further you are from the axis of rotation, the less perpendicular force will be required to produce the same amount of torque. Or
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David Valiant
9 months
@Travis_4_Trump They'll delay the investigation until the findings are no longer impactful, then they'll admit fault, fire someone insignificant, pretend to be repentant, and carry on doing what they've been doing.
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@MattWalshBlog It's pointless theatrics and we all have to sit through it out of fear of being called racist.
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10 months
@Rothmus "You can't judge an entire group based on the actions of 1 or 2 people.". *proceeds to judge all of Christianity based on the actions of 1 or 2 perverts.*.
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8 months
@stillgray Their staunch desire to control everything is very disturbing.
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10 months
@DefiantLs Yikes.
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9 months
@akafacehots Probably a coping mechanism for dealing with the stress of a job she's unqualified for.
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6 months
@akafacehots Accurate.
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@GuntherEagleman This right here is my favorite moment. Such a wholesome exchange that captures how so many of us feel.
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@Rothmus "Reality makes my friend uncomfortable. Can we change reality please?".
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@RobertKennedyJr Democrats would never use social media irresponsibly.
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@WomenBeingAwful Obesity is never a W. Their loyalty to each other is good, though. 👍.
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8 months
@akafacehots I suspect it's only going to get worse. Independents are snapping back to reality as election day approaches and are realizing how horrific a Kamala presidency would be.
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@PapiTrumpo Like father, like son?
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@stclairashley The thinly veiled contempt that leftists have for the working class should be met with more scorn than it is.
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@akafacehots Nobody cares about the truth anymore.
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@Rothmus LMAO. Canadians headed off to school in 2030:
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@libsoftiktok @ericswalwell @RepSwalwell The cats in Ohio right now:
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@iAnonPatriot 🎯 DEI is not an ideology for smart people.
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@elonmusk 🤣The moment they have to directly bear the burden of their bad policies, they change their tune. We've seen this before.
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10 months
@SydneyLWatson It was only posted because it was politically expedient at the time to do it. I trust his spontaneous thoughts to reveal his true character more than I trust his half-hearted apology.
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@MattWalshBlog There's a lot of this 👇
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@libsoftiktok "Clown car"? What sort of news network uses language like this? I try not to be a spiteful person but I'm going to enjoy watching MSNBC crumble.
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@Rothmus Wreckled. That's wrecked and heckled. I'm trying it out.
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6 months
@SarahisCensored Men and women are different, and it's not only okay but necessary to acknowledge it.
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@akafacehots I fully endorse this decision.
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@akafacehots TDS. Believing J6 was an attempt to usurp the government. Putting pineapple on pizza.
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David Valiant
6 months
@saras76 I don't understand how Alex Jones can get sued into oblivion for being wrong about Sandy Hook, but Joy Reid can spout conspiracy theories and inflammatory rhetoric until the end of time with total impunity. Seems inconsistent.
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@akafacehots Pilfering the American taxpayer is the real Democrat agenda.
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@TaraBull808 Rob Schneider, surprisingly enough.
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@AutismCapital Radical leftists tend to be hedonists, which is why the left uses the entertainment industry to speak to their base like this. It's sad and cringe.
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@iAnonPatriot Identity politics = sad and lame.
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@SarahisCensored Sad to see otherwise intelligent people fall victim to TDS.
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@goddeketal 🤣 I'm on the west coast and my family was planning on moving to Texas, but Oklahoma's looking pretty good right now.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Heroic intervention. Mammals > reptiles.
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@EndWokeness I'll translate out of Kamala and into regular human speech for you:. "I'm just here cuz they told me to be here. 🤷‍♂️".
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@Not_the_Bee You have to add this zinger:
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David Valiant
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The life of a scholar.
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@LeadingReport 🤣 This is their mantra on the last leg of the campaign trail. 👇
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@Alphafox78 🤣Ask 3 times. It's right there on page 4831 of Volume 1 (3rd edition).
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@elonmusk Their inevitable reply:
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@TONYxTWO Dude. The most legendary man cave in human existence. No contest.
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@Rothmus 💯 If I'm in district 3 I like my odds.
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@akafacehots How about one of these guys?
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@TheRabbitHole84 All the Democrats have to offer young men are vasectomies and shame.
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8 months
@atensnut His fake enthusiasm is very awkward.
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@cenkuygur We just want a candidate who cares about Americans. Trump is America first, Harris is America last. It's that simple. We don't need to over-intellectualize it.
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@atensnut I love this whole situation. She has to actively campaign against the president she's serving under in order to make campaign promises. Comedy gold.
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@Riley_Gaines_ Mad respect to the girls who refuse to be complicit in this charade.
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10 months
@Rothmus Before there was sending OF links to parents, there was this.
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@AutismCapital 💯 The popular vote is arguably the biggest story. America is done with woke identity politics.
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9 months
@DefiantLs Justified. She's assuming he'll behave ethically and then using that assumption to abuse him. People who do that are scumbags.
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@DefiantLs People just don't understand the moral and philosophical argument behind the 2A. The 2A is the thing that saves lives.
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@Alphafox78 I can think of some people who don't. 👇
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@Alphafox78 This is why I don't listen to podcasts.
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@JackPosobiec "No no, she's not a communist, she's just lying for votes." Not a great defense.
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@Rothmus 😏
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@ChayaRaichik10 I don't think it really matters. They've perfected their propaganda machine and their voters will wait patiently with the TV remote in hand for their next instructions.
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@libsoftiktok Smart woman. Pronouns in bio is a deal-breaker. Pronouns in bio is this:
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@DavidJHarrisJr To call that graffiti is a terrible injustice. That painting is 🔥🔥🔥.
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@Rothmus I was wondering how a person could be so unfathomably wrong, and then I noticed this. 👇
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@JackPosobiec I know Lex is just trying to appear as impartial, but come on. publicly advocating for price controls is communist talk.
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@JackPosobiec It wouldn't surprise me if the Democrats were deliberately throwing it, especially with Kamala as their candidate. "Okay, we're done pillaging America, you guys can have your country back now.".
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@AutismCapital She's the worst.
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@ProudElephantUS It sounds like a b*tch move that puts ego ahead of the good of the country. I'm done with RFK Jr.
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@DefiantLs "Vote for our candidate or you're a racist" is not a great take, and probably had a lot to do with why they lost the election.
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@DefiantLs 🤣 98% sure he's trolling, but that 2% of doubt shouldn't exist.
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@ClownWorld_ How does one not know how to operate a hammer?.
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@atensnut Too little too late. The MSM sealed its own fate this election cycle with endless partisan propaganda.
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@libsoftiktok This is the risk you face when you let your sǝxuality become the core of who you are.
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@GuntherEagleman Absolutely. The fact that treatment requires the surgical removal of healthy body parts is a little hint from the universe that what they're doing is wrong.
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@DefiantLs LMAO. "I'm here live, I'm not a cat." Thanks for clarifying! 🤣🤣🤣.
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@dom_lucre 🤢🤮 I could have done without that dashboard cam view.
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@akafacehots 💯Flee the city.
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@DefiantLs I'm skeptical.
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@iAnonPatriot 😂 I'll just leave this right here.
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@LeadingReport Good. He's said he's reluctant, which is, in a weird way, a good sign.
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@EndWokeness @AsianDawn4 LMAO!!!!$ Am I crazy or did he say black people invented the stop sign? 🤣🤣🤣.
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@atensnut Elon was right in his Trump interview. We have pathological compassion for criminals and no compassion at all for the victims.
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@stillgray Getting rid of DEI would drastically improve race relations. Telling white folks they're all evil and denying them access to jobs based on their skin color isn't exactly a social lubricant.
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@Timcast 🙄
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@atensnut 🤣 I've been getting a lot of mileage out of this meme today.
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@america They just spent the last week likening Trump to H1tler. Of course they think we're garbage. Insane how they bill themselves as the party of tolerance, given the things they say.
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@TrumpWarRoom Phony.
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@TaraBull808 Peanut butter sandies. Never gonna give them up. Never gonna let them down.
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@TrumpWarRoom Fake AF.
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@iAnonPatriot Dryer lint. A bottle cap.
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@goddeketal No, Chris from Metro, they do not.
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@goddeketal But. CO2 BAD. Car make no CO2. Car gooood!
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