PSA: this is @VALERiCAx only official backup account!.any page other than @valericasucks or @VALERiCAx is a scam! .i do not escort! .only send payments to my verified sites which can be found at the link in my bio! don’t waste ur money on scammers unless ur into that

there is no simple way to describe my music taste 💀.

RT @jzux: what doesn't kill you makes you start rewatching bojack horseman.

got good insurance for the first time in my life today that’s ADULTING babey. time to focus on my health again frfr so i can be the best slut i can be. cuz ya bitch has been going thru it.

never getting eyelash extensions again… thought i would try them for the one time to make getting ready on vacation easier and i’ve been in sensory overload hell all week 😭.

RT @pagan_hoetry: I need to be picked up and carried away by a large bird.

dealing with insurance got me feeling free luigi ….

are y’all ready for the first e-girl pope.

>:3

RT @TTweezer: @valericasucks Valizard. The Steele type Pokémon.

humans are so confusing, thank fuck i’m a lizard.

i replaced my 6 step routine with just 3 steps- azelaic acid followed by a heavy moisturizer, and a retinol vitamin c eye cream. my skin hasn’t looked this good in years! i wish i took a before and after pic.

i bought into the snail mucin skincare hype mid last year, but my rosacea got like 10x worse. ever since i took snail mucin out of my routine a week ago my redness is starting to go away SO fast already. lmao do not buy into skincare trends.

sometimes… and only sometimes, my brain cells align to form thoughts.

my bad i either don’t tweet for 2 weeks or i post 10 tweets in a row there’s no inbetween.

i really have the immune system of a small victorian child 🙂‍↕️.

charmander climbs onto my head every time i take him out to hang out .got me feeling like the lizard whisperer.

no one peeped my Lumon jacket 💔.

u either die a hero, or live long enough to see urself become the villain…. (start making cringe tiktoks).

this dead ass what’s wrong with the world yall want to run a train but don’t want to get tested shameeee.