I’ve opted to watch the literal unwatchable new season of Vanderpump Rules over this idiot. #SOTU2026

It is becoming increasingly likely that the weather may be TOO nice in parts of Southern California through this evening. Hazards include forgetting that it is February and general feelings of happiness.

Climbing the corporate ladder so l can send emails with no greetings, just "Approved, Thx" Get Outlook for iOS

I feel like we’re about 48 hours from finding out that TMZ kidnapped Nancy Guthrie.

Straight from Traitors to the Super Bowl. Is there ANYTHING Lisa Rinna can’t do? 😍

imagine beefing with Bad Bunny and he's over here just...tossing beef🥩

Congratulations everyone for making it through the year of January.

Truly what the fuck is happening here. #SNL

Robert De Niro: “I’m gonna say one thing: Fuck Trump!" #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/sGkaLAQDJJ

Maduro, Diddy and Luigi all in the same prison in Brooklyn. 😂

Lmao not Cher lip syncing on SNL. Come on, queen. But go on.

Sums it up, pretty much.

Tonight at 12:01AM when everyone is trying to watch the new episode of Heated Rivalry and the HBO Max app crashes.

Me every 5 minutes watching #HeatedRivalry

Whewww chile. 2025. #throatus

If there’s really a photo of Trump blowing Bill Clinton, that’s a wrap on the US right? Pack it up, roll credits, play the Curb Your Enthusiasm song

https://t.co/jlaOvLhoMG

TRUMP DID WHAT TO BILL CLINTON???

I heard a rumor the Secret Service just changed Trump's code name to THROATUS